^Banned on the ides of march due to denial of the people's right to delicious hot cocoa and sandwiches.

Banned, because hot cocoa is unhealthy and contributing to the obesity epidemic.

Banned for planting hot chocolate laxatives in our delicious hot cocoa and sandwiches. Et tu, Gamuragus?

Banned for ninjaing me behind my back.

Banned because you ninja'd me from Middle Earth.

^Banned for being ninjaD from the park....by your best buddy Mordecai! o.0

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This reminds me of a scene in one film where someone made ex lax into cocoa as a prank and gave it to an old lady.....funny film iirc.

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Isn't germany right behind the US? Sarah Palin said russia could be seen from her back yard so I guess it's possible with that line of logic. :|

Banned for talking to banned users...these people have committed serious crimes and are no longer part of our community!

Banned because we are at the end of a decade. Of all the decades I've been in, I miss the 90s the most.

Banned for being inside a decade.

Banned for coming from outside of the space-time continuum...what kind of monster are you?

^ banned for over-toasting marshmallows

Banned for denigrating my heroic fight against the killer marshmallows, which has gained me immortal glory, to be sung by bards throughout the ages.

banned for pretending be a bard

Banned for pretending to be a knight with a ridiculous tin can helmet.

Banned because you don't recognize a fine knight's helmet! Shame on you, Germany used to forge the best platemails! Teutonic/Hospitaller knights, had been better equipped, even compared against the Templars!