banned for Banned with a confuse argument

Banned for not scorning KB for not providing a valid reason for his ban

Banned for being a regular trooper.

Sorry, i didn't want to ban you, you merely ninja 'd me!

Banned because i am no trooper, but a wolf! Caiii caiii caiii

And you are banned, because you aren't trained in unorthodox warfare, son!

Banned for carpet bombing bans to ban multiple people.

Banned for crop dusting as you flew by with your ban hammer

Banned for releasing the dirt in your beard while flying by.

Banned for flying on your broomstick, even though Halloween was two months ago.

Banned for doing a low, supersonic fly-by on Comet, even after his long flight so recently... don't you know that he's exhausted, bro?

banned for not help him with your spaceship

Banned because there are some people that don't believe in "space".

Banned because everybody believes in space; what some don't believe in, is time, though.

Banned because you did not mention that time is mankind's measurement system and we might determine how much of it we all waste posting here

banned, because time is not a mankind measurement system, its what gives meaning to the existence