^Banned for being an awesome geographical neighbor.

Banned because you too!

Banned for being on the opposite side of the Earth and below the equator

Banned for living in America in the Americas.

Banned, because Texas is where I reside and hang my hat

Banned for being a cattle rancher.

Banned for being just another brick in the wall.

^Banned because there's too much drinking going on in Vatican City.

Banned because drinking, is one of their minor offenses and lesser sins; they sacked Constantinople, stole priceless treasures and artifacts from fellow Christians -many of whom they killed-, had supervillains for Popes, like old man Borgia... And did i say, "Inquisition"?

Banned because #notallcatholics, and also because eh...if that place got sacked it didn't do it's defense job good enough and likely deserved it.

(I kid on the last bit...in case others read this and hover over that minus sign o.0)

Banned because it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Edit
Banned for being a ninja that refuses to commit against Constantinople.

^Banned for making me listen to that and remember the kino that is Tiny Toons

(Also I act "wishy washy" to keep mods and others from invoking le h8 speech rule and low rating/handing out "leaves" like candy like in the past when they cannot tell I am obviously joking on something ;))
(Edited this post because I didn't see it WAS Tiny Toons)

GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT *COCKS GUN* GONNA DOWN VOTE YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!

(lol jk.)

^Banned for not being sympathetic enough towards the sack of Constantinople.

^Banned for not not being pro-sacking

Tbh at this point I am curious to see just how many downvotes the system(rep system) can handle before it breaks. That isn't to say I am trying to do things worthy of them per se.....just that I wonder the max - rep is. :)

Banned for being pro-sucking!