Banned for posting in a vacuum because it really sucks

Banned for confusing a vacuum cleaner for a computer.

Banned because if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding; how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

Banned for using a computerized vacuum cleaner

Banned for using a vacuumized computer cleaner.

Banned for not using vacuum tubes.

Banned for overclocking your GPU

Banned for underclocking your watch.

Banned for not watching your clock on time.

Banned for being late to work

Banned because you accuse others of what you practice, Mr. "a wizard never arrives late, but precisely when he means to"; ptooie, hypocrite!

Banned for disrespecting a wizard (Be cautious of doing so with less benevolent ones than I.)

Banned because "your staff is broken"!

Banned for "breaking his staff" in the "hard way" :D ***sexy percussion playing in the background***

Banned because you violated gog rules; no sex allowed here.

Banned for falsely accusing me of having Peyronie's disease