Banned for lying to the poor man. You know that you didn't miss him. You just missed the swag.

Banned for not sharing the Elder Wand.

Banned because my Elder Wand is basically shareware at this point.

^ banned for haveing a kick ass hat

Banned for misusing the caret ^.

Banned for misusing the stick.

Banned for the weirdest possible way of calling yourself a slut.

Banned because you 've been shafted!

And the above person, banned because of slutshamming!

Banned for his crimes against the country of Amestris and her people.

Banned because I don't know what that is, and for being a foolish pizza.

Banned because I didn't ban him for being a slut, I banned him for saying that he was a slut but in a weird way.

Banned for over-defending their actions taken.

Banned, because the cryptic "?" in the avatar description could irritate other users and even drive them insane.

Banned because, ? is obviously the above user's level!

Banned because a question mark isn't nearly straight enough to use as a level.

Banned because you've gone over the 1000 rep limit.