Banned for over blocking my over clocking.

Banned for underclocking the server. Now all run too slow.

Banned because the server can only handle tips, but no shafts.

Banned because without ventilation shafts, the server is to overheat.

Banned because if you made built your server in a place that's usually cold and left the windows and doors open, you wouldn't have to worry about ventilation.

Banned because the bears will get in if you leave the windows and doors open.

Once upon a time there was a person above me. One day he became very sad because I just banned him right now.

One upon a time the person above me was banned for telling long-winded stories.

Banned because that person was me. At least I think it is.

The person above me thinks that he\she is another person, so I banned it.

I am Groot.

You need to be able to read Groot to understand why I banned you.

Banned for impersonating forum member Gr00t.

Banned because I finally got to fence off my landfill with the new expansion. I wonder how many citizens decided to play in the decomposing trash.

Oh well. If they're too stupid to know that's a bad idea, they are too stupid to take my city to court.

Banned for making fun of that Deponia game.