Banned because...look who's talking! (someone that has color on his avatar as well)

Banned using SCP-079 to play retro games.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-079

Banned for derailing this thread.

Banned because so I have dictated!

Banned for delusions of authoritarianism.

Banned for delusions of freedom!

Banned for his poor leadership skills. It's several months and he still have only one man in own army - himself:)

Banned for his poor English skills. Namely:

The correct is "It's been several months" -an abbreviation of "It has been...". It's an idiomatic expression of english and that's why it isn't "There have been..." or something even though "months" is plural.

and

The correct:he still has. The verb goes: I have, you have, he has, she has, it has, we have,you have, they have. This is elementary stuff-it's one of the first things people learn while learning english(and is thus the most blatant mistake I noticed in that post).
And also:in his own army. I don't know if there's a colloquial use that allows someone to omit this part, but it's better to use it to clarify, just in case.(In this particular sentence, the rest of the sentence helped determine whose own, but not all sentences are this helpful.).

P.S. I know I'm nitpicking here and I shouldn't probably expect someone whose maternal language isn't english to know this stuff but: a)My maternal language isn't english either and b) The thread is called "Why the person above you should be banned" and this excuse to "ban" him is as good as any. :-)

banned for very nazi grammer.

Banned for spelling n00b... newb.

Banned for hiding in the shadows.

Banned for messing with unicorns while claiming to be sage. ;-P

Banned for obvious knowledge of the occult even though living in Vatican City.

Banned because he forced me to resurrect the thread... and I'm dead!