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Posted March 31, 2016
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tfishell: ...
Does this have to do with that controversy over Daisy Duck's photos from 15 years ago?

Quite honestly, between the current choices of Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, and Ludwig Von Drake this is all becoming a comical cartoon of an election.
Posted March 31, 2016
Well could go with Barbie and have Ken as Vice President, but I think we already tried that.
Posted March 31, 2016
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tfishell: ...
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chadjenofsky: Does this have to do with that controversy over Daisy Duck's photos from 15 years ago?

Quite honestly, between the current choices of Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, and Ludwig Von Drake this is all becoming a comical cartoon of an election.
I seriously read that as daisy duke and went down this road:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BLjbKDAlrKU

Car, totty, voted!

This reminds me, one election in Belgium, they have them at least twice a week, had a woman standing who promised the first 40,000 voters a free blow job, well they never deliver on what they promise so just promise anything.
Posted March 31, 2016
My ideal ticket would be Baloo (TaleSpin version) for president with Foghorn Leghorn as VP.
Posted March 31, 2016
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tfishell: Just kidding guys.
Is there not a board somewhere on the net where you (general you, not singling out OP)can create such parody topics?

Not trying to be rude, but just about every parody thread tends to devolve to the point where people are slinging mud at each other by about, oh..., page 5 or so and then I get concerned PMs from people asking me to close the thread...

Again, not trying to be rude, just seen this happen one too many times.


edited for further clarity.
Posted March 31, 2016
Hmm. Marvin the Martian and Speedy Gonzalez are ineligible. So I'll skip to a newer Warner Bros. cartoon:

Dot, with Yakko as VP and Wakko as Press Secretary.
Posted March 31, 2016
I wish I could vote for Macho Man Randy Savage.

Who wouldn't want a president that looks like THIS.
Posted March 31, 2016
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: I wish I could vote for Macho Man Randy Savage.

Who wouldn't want a president that looks like THIS.
Ummm, you know he's dead right?
Posted March 31, 2016
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I just thought of another possible presidential candidate; a Pokémon. But not just any Pokémon, but rather a specific one:

From the Kanto region:

Pokédex index #0:

Missingno.

Yes, Missingno. for president! Ve will solve the economic issues! All ve needs to do is put something valuable in ver sixth item slot and scarcity can be ended!

Missingno. for president!

For anyone unaware, here is an article about ver:
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/MissingNo.

(In case you are wondering, I deliberately chose an invented gender neutral pronoun that I have not seen outside of an article about such things; it just feels right to do that for a glitch Pokémon.)

Edit: Added word "invented" and changed the proceeding "a" to "an" to keep grammatical correctness.
Post edited March 31, 2016 by dtgreene
Posted March 31, 2016
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: I wish I could vote for Macho Man Randy Savage.

Who wouldn't want a president that looks like <a href="http://www.gog.com/forum/general/why_i_dont_want_donald_duck_to_win/post37" class="link_arrow"></a></div><div class="small_avatar_2_h"><img src="//images.gog.com/d62787ca05a37eff0e990faf0a22f0636f96cbe40152c36ba45748b5e95396e8_avm.jpg" width="16" height="16" alt="avatar" /></div><span class="quot_text"><span class="quot_user_name">tinyE: </span></span>Ummm, you know he's dead right? <a href="http://www.gog.com/forum/general/why_i_dont_want_donald_duck_to_win/post38" class="link_arrow"></a></div> [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tFLaQiCmNt8/Td2S7qYrp1I/AAAAAAAAMxk/elof30xwpOU/s1600/machoman%2Bstops%2Brapture.jpg]Obviously.
Posted March 31, 2016
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: I wish I could vote for Macho Man Randy Savage.

Who wouldn't want a president that looks like THIS.
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tinyE: Ummm, you know he's dead right?
Even better. "Awww yeeeaaahhhh! Snap into a zombie Slim Jim, brother!!!"
Posted March 31, 2016
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Here's Missingno.'s campain speech:

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Anyone care to translate?
Posted March 31, 2016
VOTE: Taz, Tasmanian Devil
Posted April 01, 2016
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CARRiON.FLOWERS: I wish I could vote for Macho Man Randy Savage.

Who wouldn't want a president that looks like THIS.
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tinyE: Ummm, you know he's dead right?
Pretty sure that's why he said "I wish I could" rather than "I will".
Posted April 01, 2016
Personally, I'll be voting for Yosemite Sam.
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