Well could go with Barbie and have Ken as Vice President, but I think we already tried that.

I seriously read that as daisy duke and went down this road:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BLjbKDAlrKU

Car, totty, voted!

This reminds me, one election in Belgium, they have them at least twice a week, had a woman standing who promised the first 40,000 voters a free blow job, well they never deliver on what they promise so just promise anything.

My ideal ticket would be Baloo (TaleSpin version) for president with Foghorn Leghorn as VP.

Is there not a board somewhere on the net where you (general you, not singling out OP)can create such parody topics?

Not trying to be rude, but just about every parody thread tends to devolve to the point where people are slinging mud at each other by about, oh..., page 5 or so and then I get concerned PMs from people asking me to close the thread...

Again, not trying to be rude, just seen this happen one too many times.


edited for further clarity.

Hmm. Marvin the Martian and Speedy Gonzalez are ineligible. So I'll skip to a newer Warner Bros. cartoon:

Dot, with Yakko as VP and Wakko as Press Secretary.

I wish I could vote for Macho Man Randy Savage.

Who wouldn't want a president that looks like THIS.

Ummm, you know he's dead right?

I just thought of another possible presidential candidate; a Pokémon. But not just any Pokémon, but rather a specific one:

From the Kanto region:

Pokédex index #0:

Missingno.

Yes, Missingno. for president! Ve will solve the economic issues! All ve needs to do is put something valuable in ver sixth item slot and scarcity can be ended!

Missingno. for president!

For anyone unaware, here is an article about ver:
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/MissingNo.

(In case you are wondering, I deliberately chose an invented gender neutral pronoun that I have not seen outside of an article about such things; it just feels right to do that for a glitch Pokémon.)

Edit: Added word "invented" and changed the proceeding "a" to "an" to keep grammatical correctness.

Even better. "Awww yeeeaaahhhh! Snap into a zombie Slim Jim, brother!!!"

Here's Missingno.'s campain speech:

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Anyone care to translate?

Pretty sure that's why he said "I wish I could" rather than "I will".

Personally, I'll be voting for Yosemite Sam.