Actually, I think it's AWESOME!

Gotcha! April fool! :-D

WTF is "Aprils"? :P

A kind of peach cobbler pie.

April, is she hot?

Yeah but al the Ninja Turtles AND Shredder are after her, so...

oooh THAT April! Bet she would love those green guys, wide fingers...

Short tongues though.
And let's not talk about Shredder's fingers...

Oh lol.
Well, this is probably the best April Fools so far on this forum.

Please don't enable April foolery...

And please make sure May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, and March foolery are likewise disabled.

She may like it sharp through.

Ah, but take a look at his gloves. It's not the fingers, per se, but while he's using those fingers he'd be stabbing her buttocks repeatedly.

I don't mind at all that a couple gits named Julius and Augustus got months named after them. However, I do mind that they got shoved right in the middle so that the months named after the numbers "seven", "eight", "nine" and "ten" (or rather "septem", "octem", "novem", and "decem") got positions 9, 10, 11, and 12.

Now, my Latin is quite rusty, is duodecem 12 or 20? I assume it's 12, or undecem wouldn't make any sense.

I have to go check my old basic Latin book. (where the fuck is it?)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undecimber