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Bonjour monsieur E.

Mon nom est Kleetus et je suis spécial.

I would like to visit your Floridian plantation and hang upside down from a fruit tree naked.

Often at weddings and family Christmas/New Years meals there are these little hollow chocolate balls strewn about the table. Problem is there is only 3 or 4 per person on average, and they are way too delicious to only eat so few. And they tend to be pretty expensive for some reason when you buy them in the shops.
Today however I found a small packet of them on sale! And I am now gobbling them all up myself :D I would never be able to get away with eating this many at one of those events without come across as a greedy jerk :P

This isn't instagram, but I can't stop stuffing my face. It's sweet, salty and spicy.

What the hell is that, it can't be popcorn as they're perfectly puffy?

They are perfectly puffy popcorn bought fresh from the farmer market 2 hours ago.

We got our first snow of the season, which makes me sad, so i spent the morning watching the [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pusher_(film_series)]Pusher Trilogy[/url]. Loved the series.

That's unpossible, you cannot pop corn that perfectly puffy.

They're so round and so puffy.

Here we have 14 degree (celsius), wind and rain, I would gladly trade that with your lovely snow ;)

DEAL! It's -1C here. i loathe the cold.

*begins packing bags

Nothing. Nothing made me happy today. It is interesting how little, even nothing, can make me happy! I guess I am easily happified.

We had winter here already since two weeks ago or so (a respectable amount of snow, temperatures stayed well below zero so that it wouldn't melt away)... but now we lost it all, in a matter of days. :( The temperatures went up to +8 C (according to news, I didn't check), and now almost all the snow has melted away. Again it is just wet and dark, yech...

I hope the proper winter makes a quick comeback. I already changed studded winter tires to my car, and I hate driving with them on wet streets. They need ice and snow.

On days like that, I like to curl up with a nice warm video card.

I like to masturbate to warm up.

I think it's the friction that generates the heat, it's like a radiant bar heater you rub.