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Posted April 06, 2017
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bad_fur_day1: Luckly like, Koala's are fine, they're chilled. They're stoned on gum tree leaves I think
If only, I have a bottle of eucalyptus oil in my medicine cabinet.

Koalas are "chilled" not because of anything in their food, but they eat a diet that's poor in nutrients so they're slow to conserve energy.

Just like sloths, pandas and people on welfare.
Posted April 06, 2017
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bad_fur_day1: Luckly like, Koala's are fine, they're chilled. They're stoned on gum tree leaves I think
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Kleetus: If only, I have a bottle of eucalyptus oil in my medicine cabinet.

Koalas are "chilled" not because of anything in their food, but they eat a diet that's poor in nutrients so they're slow to conserve energy.

Just like sloths, pandas and people on welfare.
People on welfare? Yea, could be rite since cigarettes and alcohol not very nutritious, and people on welfare who don't have much money will buy cigarettes as a priority above all else.... food, clothing, education etc.

Ever had a friend telling you all their troubles why they cannot repay you the money they borrowed - all the while smoking a cigarette right there in front of you at the same time! Nothing offends me more, they may as well burn money in front of me and say nah nah ne nah nah
Posted April 06, 2017
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mystikmind2000: people on welfare who don't have much money will buy cigarettes as a priority above all else
There was a dude stuck in the recent floods and he was speaking to a reporter and said he is not stressing about being isolated because he had enough cigarettes to last him.
Posted April 06, 2017
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micktiegs_8: stubborn as a mule. We'll leave it there big guy.
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mystikmind2000: No problem... then in 5/10 years time when they discover more, remember this thread :)
You anti science, anti fact people and your anti truth.

Enjoy living in your fantasy world.
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htown1980: So you've never actually seen a snake? Damn, when I was a kid I reckon I saw one every couple of months at least. We definitely had half a dozen in our back yard over the years.

I am assuming you haven't spent much time in northern Australia either?
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Crosmando: I've seen a snake before, but at a nature reserve/zoo type place where they had a whole bunch of snakes in an enclosure. I thought the blue-tongue was a snake because I could only see it's head (not the legs). I'm a Melbournian, but I've been to NSW, SA and Tas, but never Queensland or NT I'm afraid.
I guess its one of those things where you assume everyone's experiences are pretty similar. Growing up in suburban Perth near a creek meant that I saw all kinds of reptiles pretty frequently.

p.s. You should check out the north, there's some pretty nice spots :)
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Posted April 06, 2017
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mystikmind2000: people on welfare who don't have much money will buy cigarettes as a priority above all else
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Kleetus: There was a dude stuck in the recent floods and he was speaking to a reporter and said he is not stressing about being isolated because he had enough cigarettes to last him.
Hahahaha, yep, yep
Posted April 06, 2017
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htown1980: You anti science, anti fact people and your anti truth.
No, but i am anti aggrandizing
Posted April 06, 2017
Huh. Not often you see the answer to a thread right next to its title.
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Post edited April 06, 2017 by zeogold
Posted April 06, 2017
beep boop
Posted April 06, 2017
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Emachine9643: beep boop
Bopping Pimp Kitty.
Posted April 06, 2017
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Emachine9643: beep boop
Doop Doop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijJjCZ8mnEI
Posted April 06, 2017
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mystikmind2000: Doop Doop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijJjCZ8mnEI
Bing Bang By Korky Buchek
https://goo.gl/reOIhF
Posted April 06, 2017
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mystikmind2000: Doop Doop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijJjCZ8mnEI
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Kleetus: Bing Bang By Korky Buchek

https://goo.gl/reOIhF
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Kleetus:
Looks like inspector cleauso
Posted April 06, 2017
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mystikmind2000: Looks like inspector cleauso
You have to admit it's toe-tapping and thigh-slapping.
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htown1980: You anti science, anti fact people and your anti truth.
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mystikmind2000: No, but i am anti aggrandizing
Yeah peer reviewed papers are such aggrandisement, anecdotes are much more reliable.....
Posted April 06, 2017
For the sake of completeness:

1. Taipan
2. Brown Snakes
3. Death Adder
4. Tiger Snakes
5. Funnel Web Spider
6. Redback Spider
7. Box Jellyfish
8. Blue Ringed Octopus
9. Giant Ant
10. Ticks!!!

I´m sure, as soon as I set foot on this continent, I will be attacked by all of them! Why isn´t there a horror game about Australia yet?
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