Posted January 11, 2016

Emachine9643
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sunshinecorp
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Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece
Posted January 11, 2016

Chemist: "I started by comparing the dirt in the washer to soil samples from the field."
Defense: "And the result?"
Chemist: "No match."
Defense: "Were you ever able to match the dirt samples from the clothes?"
Chemist: "As a matter of fact, yes. I discovered from the county that there had been a water main break that evening. When the water was turned back on at 8:55, it ran dirty for the first several minutes. If Mr. Whitemane had started the wash cycle at 8:55 or soon after, he would have filled the machine with that dirty water. The samples match perfectly."
The jury was then released to deliberate. The day passed.
DAY 3 BEGINS NOW!
ALL RISE!
COURT IS NOW IN SESSION!
Post edited January 11, 2016 by sunshinecorp

zeogold
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sunshinecorp
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Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece

zeogold
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Registered: Dec 2012
From United States

sunshinecorp
Ordained Dudeist
Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece

Emachine9643
"LOL LOL whazza chiggi chugga - love you people!"
Registered: Jul 2013
From United States
Posted January 11, 2016
I agree we need to see the evidence before we make a rash decision.

zeogold
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Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted January 11, 2016
Life? He's already dead!
...oh, wait, you mean the defendant?
Well...uh...he is kinda old anyways...
*shotgun goes off*
BUTONTHEOTHERHANDYOUKNOWWHATI AGREEEEE WITH YOU COMPLETELY! Definitely shouldn't be too hasty about these things.
*clears throat nervously*
...oh, wait, you mean the defendant?
Well...uh...he is kinda old anyways...
*shotgun goes off*
BUTONTHEOTHERHANDYOUKNOWWHATI AGREEEEE WITH YOU COMPLETELY! Definitely shouldn't be too hasty about these things.
*clears throat nervously*

sunshinecorp
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Registered: Jul 2011
From Greece
Posted January 11, 2016
Well the if we assume that defendant threw the clothes in the washing machine and then dragged the body out in the field it probably means that he's guilty of something or other. I would like to see one more piece of evidence, not caring to set the record but rather prefer to set the record straight. What do the others say? Vote now and get a piece of cake, or see more evidence?
Post edited January 11, 2016 by sunshinecorp

bler144
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zeogold
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Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted January 11, 2016
I was giving you the opportunity to do this, but seeing as you didn't take it:
https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic288405_md.jpg
Poison radishes. Blame the defendant.
https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic288405_md.jpg
Poison radishes. Blame the defendant.

ZFR
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From Ireland
Posted January 11, 2016
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...Evidence from Car.... zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

sunshinecorp
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From Greece
Posted January 11, 2016
I'd very much like to see the autopsy report that we've snobbed now...

popperik
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Posted January 11, 2016
Well, the new piece of evidence doesn't contradict my theory so I'd like to lock my verdict: Not guilty. My explanation can be found earlier in the thread:
[i]So, the second robber wanted to ditch the wounded / dead robber's body in the well.
Then we have Whitemane, who was trying to wash his clothes after a small kitchen accident, but the washing machine wouldn't work. He tried the kitchen sink, but no water there, so he decides to stroll over to the well on the other side of the field, where he notices the body and decides to carry it home, because he recognises the body as the travelling salesman. Then he gets spotted by the workers, etc... [/i]
I'm also gonna be quite busy this week and while I'll try to keep an eye on the thread, just assume I'm voting for the majority. In case of ties, I'm voting for the one with the shorter name.
[i]So, the second robber wanted to ditch the wounded / dead robber's body in the well.
Then we have Whitemane, who was trying to wash his clothes after a small kitchen accident, but the washing machine wouldn't work. He tried the kitchen sink, but no water there, so he decides to stroll over to the well on the other side of the field, where he notices the body and decides to carry it home, because he recognises the body as the travelling salesman. Then he gets spotted by the workers, etc... [/i]
I'm also gonna be quite busy this week and while I'll try to keep an eye on the thread, just assume I'm voting for the majority. In case of ties, I'm voting for the one with the shorter name.

zeogold
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Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted January 11, 2016

*explaining too much in thread*
I'm also gonna be quite busy this week and while I'll try to keep an eye on the thread, just assume I'm voting for the majority. In case of ties, I'm voting for the one with the shorter name.
Post edited January 11, 2016 by zeogold