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zeogold: Wha-
HEY!
Well, fortunately, nobody was smart enough to secure a bottom on the cage, so...
*tips over cage and hops off train*
Besides, what's so bad about Steam anyways? After all, it's what powers the train.
*dodges tomatoes*
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Leucius: *Jumps in the thread, locks zeogold into an ape outfit, and waits for Crew to come find him*

*Cackles maniacally*
You seem to forget that I'm the Puzzlemaster. No lock is a match for me.
*combines hand of ape outfit with stick and a megaphone to produce rocket launcher*
*shoots rocket launcher at tree to produce splinters*
*picks up splinter and picks lock*
*escapes from ape outfit*
*locks Sachys in ape outfit instead*
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Leucius: *Jumps in the thread, locks zeogold into an ape outfit, and waits for Crew to come find him*

*Cackles maniacally*
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zeogold: You seem to forget that I'm the Puzzlemaster. No lock is a match for me.
*combines hand of ape outfit with stick and a megaphone to produce rocket launcher*
*shoots rocket launcher at tree to produce splinters*
*picks up splinter and picks lock*
*escapes from ape outfit*
*locks Sachys in ape outfit instead*
FINE!

I see your lock picking and raise you +5 to toaster repair! NYAH!
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zeogold: You seem to forget that I'm the Puzzlemaster. No lock is a match for me.
*combines hand of ape outfit with stick and a megaphone to produce rocket launcher*
*shoots rocket launcher at tree to produce splinters*
*picks up splinter and picks lock*
*escapes from ape outfit*
*locks Sachys in ape outfit instead*
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Leucius: FINE!

I see your lock picking and raise you +5 to toaster repair! NYAH!
I'll see your toaster repair and raise you +105 to puzzle solving! BLEH!
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Leucius: FINE!

I see your lock picking and raise you +5 to toaster repair! NYAH!
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zeogold: I'll see your toaster repair and raise you +105 to puzzle solving! BLEH!
I see the reference went over your head, young one. REMEMBER WASTELAND!
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zeogold: I'll see your toaster repair and raise you +105 to puzzle solving! BLEH!
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Leucius: I see the reference went over your head, young one. REMEMBER WASTELAND!
I understood it, I just decided not to point it out.
I never played Wasteland anyways.
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foxworks: *shoves it all into the chimp cage and scampers*
oh is that where you want me to go? no problem! *places reading material near Sachys' cage*
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Leucius: I see the reference went over your head, young one. REMEMBER WASTELAND!
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zeogold: I understood it, I just decided not to point it out.
I never played Wasteland anyways.
BURN THE HERETIC!
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foxworks: *shoves it all into the chimp cage and scampers*
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Crewdroog: oh is that where you want me to go? no problem! *places reading material near Sachys' cage*
Don't mind my copy of PCGamer sitting in the corner. Gotta know which games to keep an eye on ;)
Post edited January 26, 2016 by Leucius
*Looks into the cave*

HEYO! *Throws a firecracker at the chimp cage and runs*
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Leucius: *Looks into the cave*

HEYO! *Throws a firecracker at the chimp cage and runs*
What the-
What is this nonsense?!
*extinguishes firecracker and grabs Leucius*
You think I'm about to put up with this crap?!
*hands grenade*
The firecracker would just spread the poo all over the place! THIS thing will blow it to smithereens, and clean things much quicker!
Now, get back in there and do it PROPERLY this time!
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Leucius: *Looks into the cave*

HEYO! *Throws a firecracker at the chimp cage and runs*
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zeogold: What the-
What is this nonsense?!
*extinguishes firecracker and grabs Leucius*
You think I'm about to put up with this crap?!
*hands grenade*
The firecracker would just spread the poo all over the place! THIS thing will blow it to smithereens, and clean things much quicker!
Now, get back in there and do it PROPERLY this time!
Only if it's the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
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zeogold: What the-
What is this nonsense?!
*extinguishes firecracker and grabs Leucius*
You think I'm about to put up with this crap?!
*hands grenade*
The firecracker would just spread the poo all over the place! THIS thing will blow it to smithereens, and clean things much quicker!
Now, get back in there and do it PROPERLY this time!
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Leucius: Only if it's the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
I would normally make some joke of my own, but I suppose I should do the decent thing and show my Monty Python knowledge:
Are you sure that'll work? I mean, it takes down rabbits from Caerbannog, but does it take down dinorabbits from the chimp cage?
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Leucius: Only if it's the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
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zeogold: I would normally make some joke of my own, but I suppose I should do the decent thing and show my Monty Python knowledge:
Are you sure that'll work? I mean, it takes down rabbits from Caerbannog, but does it take down dinorabbits from the chimp cage?
You're learning.
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zeogold: I would normally make some joke of my own, but I suppose I should do the decent thing and show my Monty Python knowledge:
Are you sure that'll work? I mean, it takes down rabbits from Caerbannog, but does it take down dinorabbits from the chimp cage?
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Leucius: You're learning.
I've already learned, the question is whether I'll go along with the program or attempt to bring everything down in a big, puzzle-shaped ball of fire.
Sausage.
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Crsldmc: Sausage.
Bratwurst.