Posted January 26, 2016
![avatar](http://images.gog.com/260a71a4abccacad249cf5d99c66cb5ae33dcaf83df5075c73353386182cf991_avm.jpg)
HEY!
Well, fortunately, nobody was smart enough to secure a bottom on the cage, so...
*tips over cage and hops off train*
Besides, what's so bad about Steam anyways? After all, it's what powers the train.
*dodges tomatoes*
![avatar](http://images.gog.com/d3dd6641702f03759951b20bc722b5a38956659445673d53c75bc9cc0445790c_avm.jpg)
*Cackles maniacally*
*combines hand of ape outfit with stick and a megaphone to produce rocket launcher*
*shoots rocket launcher at tree to produce splinters*
*picks up splinter and picks lock*
*escapes from ape outfit*
*locks Sachys in ape outfit instead*