Let's settle it once and for all!
Which is better:
Pancakes, or waffles?
Maybe crepes?
French toast, perhaps?
Something else entirely???

The most compelling argument gets marked as the answer and officially ends the war so we can all go home and have breakfast.

Just great, another crepe discussion, with both sides waffling on for ages. :-)

Melted cheese on crumpets.
Not in it for rep.

We serve pancakes, but we make them with muffin mix.

You butter be careful, soldier. It's dangerous out there in no-man's land. The place gives me the crepes. You might get gunned down by the Luftwaffle. They maple up their planes soon, but I doubt it. There's that one crazy pilot with the alter eggo of "Shortstack" who they say is particularly deadly when he flips out. You horrible people.

Waffles get my vote. I don't really have a compelling argument other than: every single waffle I've ever eaten was way yummier than any pancake I've ever eaten. Given that I've eaten many hundreds of pancakes but only a couple dozen waffles in my lifetime, from many different sources, it seems to me that the odds are insurmountably stacked in waffles' flavor.

Dammit zeogold! I was already incredibly hungry before you posted this, and I'm nowhere near any viable sources of either pancakes or waffles, especially at this time of night :(

OK, I surrender! With both you and TinyE this thread's got enough crazy in it already -- and we're only a few posts in! :-P

It was crazy as soon as I made the thread, I'm pretty sure. Technically, you can make "pancakes" of a sort from just a banana and a couple eggs, although I can't guarantee they'll actually be that great.

I do have one banana left, but I'm afraid I'm all out of eggs after some awesome french toast earlier :P

Oh, there's another one to add as a combatant.

Why is my post crazy?

The muffin mix makes the pancakes way fluffier. Our guests love them.

Oh, you mean you throw the muffin mix in there as an addition. I thought you meant you were making the pancakes only with the muffin mix. Like, muffins, but in pancake form.

No, it's all muffin mix, but we pour it in a pan and cook it as pancakes.

There is actually very little difference between pancake batter and muffin mix TBH.

You horrible people.
You horrible person.

It's settled: The first two people we chuck out into no-man's land are tinyE and blakstar.
Next person we chuck out is the first guy to make the inevitable "blue waffle" reference.
(for those of you who don't know, there's this running internet joke about "whatever you do, don't Google 'blue waffle'", because "blue waffle" brings up results of genital mutilation, so allow me to warn you of that before any of these fools even try it)