Posted April 04, 2021
richlind33: If realism is your thing, maybe you should try this cool game called Real Life? Totally immersive and totally realistic. You'll love it! lol
I hate that game! More than one year ago they released a patch that introduced a game breaking bug. There's no way to prevent that bug. Once you leave the house, things start to become weird. Face textures of the NPCs are broken. Where normal people have a mouth, everyone has... kind of... a pocket from their pants, or something. Creepy stuff! Half of the locations you could visit in earlier versions of this game are suddenly closed! And they drastically reduced the number of NPCs on the street. Guess it has something to do with performance, but... fuck performance, the game is unplayable when everything's closed! But, well, I'm broke anyway, so what do I care? As I said: 100% game breaking bug. I've only heard of a handful of players who didn't get the bug. One of them was a pretty funny dude with orange skin. His username was @realdonaldtrump. While everyone else became a pocket-face and didn't leave their homes anymore, this player seemed to be running an older version of the game! I could clearly see the closed stores, theaters and businesses. But that guy? He just went on living his life, as happy as ever. His account got banned, but there's rumors about him planning his resurrection.
There's another one who seems to be using the same trick the other player found. Name is Bolsonando... Bolsonado... I don't know, Bolsosomething is his name. He's from Brazil.
Bugs aside: The biggest prolem of the game is that the devs thought it'd be a good idea to change the genre... They turned a Sims-like game into a survival game! Dating, finding a Job, having kids... That's all gone! Now we get stupid challenges like "Find a supermarket that isn't out of toilet paper", or "get a haircut before hairdressers have to close again". I mean... come on! What kind of bullshit is this? I've played quite a few survival or postapocalyptic games. This one has easily the worst story and lore! "Hoarding toilet paper and waiting at home until 'the end of the world' is over" doesn't sound like an interesting story to me...
It's time that the dev's finally find a way to fix the game again. I really don't like it anymore, but quitting it seems a bit... disproportionate oO I'd say I'll give them a few more patches to try to fix it before I'll take such drastic measures.
Post edited April 04, 2021 by real.geizterfahr