Posted December 18, 2017
Niggles: I probably wont be spending cash to see Episode IX when it comes out.
Like Starmaker said the way Luke and Leia were treated in this movie.... lot of this is Rian Johnson's move's (seems to be a lot of RJ fanbois out there who wax lyrical about way he directs movies blah blah... but this is star wars ffs).
Remember when Hamill posted his disagreement with way his charachter is treated in the movie?...now we know why.
I will, but I'm legit pissed about this. In ep 7, they basically rolled back Han's growth as a character - that maybe sucked, but if the writers set out to fuck up Han's life, it made sense, especially in light of the backstory as portrayed in 8. Like Starmaker said the way Luke and Leia were treated in this movie.... lot of this is Rian Johnson's move's (seems to be a lot of RJ fanbois out there who wax lyrical about way he directs movies blah blah... but this is star wars ffs).
Remember when Hamill posted his disagreement with way his charachter is treated in the movie?...now we know why.
Luke has been treated much worse - he's the blood sacrifice for the sins of the prequels. WHY? He wasn't there, wasn't even born then, he grew up on a fucking farm. (Meanwhile, the rare pepe was there and shares the blame but is still the voice of wisdom for some reason.) Obviously the prequels' legacy needs to be disinfected before it incubates and births another EU, but if you have to have a spokesperson for the prequels' worst ideas, might I suggest, ahem, THE VILLAINS?
Leia, meanwhile, exists solely for her stupidity to excuse ep 8's plotholes. Every setback the heroes suffer in the movie is due to her utter inability to command, to organize, to manage personnel. It's the totalitarian BAD GUYS who can afford to throw warm bodies into the meat grinder; the rebels need to maximize each person's usefulness. Intelligence, what's that, lol? Irreplaceable assets get sidelined, ignored, assigned shitty maintenance jobs because the mighty General Organa (pbuh) couldn't make a conscious effort to shore up weaknesses, aggressively recruit for unfilled vacancies and assemble effective teams. All she does is corny inspirational speeches, and fails even in that.
I also chose to ignore everything that has to do with the beacon, because seriously what. Look at that fucking thing. The antenna is smaller than Yoda's dick. Now consider how much energy and tech resources it takes to transmit signals where it matters for the two major plot points of the movie. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Oh! ??? says a word that's so wildly out of setting I can't even. guys. guys. you're not in kansas anymore.
Despite all this, I still think the movie is awesome. If I were a couple decades younger I'd write some Battle of Chyron Belt fanfiction. Alas, it's too late for me (but I did google if there are action figures of ???).
DaCostaBR: By the way, I love seeing the people getting all mad about some of my favorite stuff in the movie.
I wish this shitty forum allowed me to post reaction gifs
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