Posted December 26, 2015
Atlantico: I went to see episode VII on opening night. It's a very forgettable movie. It's bad much like Star Trek Into Darkness was bad IMO.
Jar Jar Abrams just can't do this right. The movie is mediocre as a work of labor. Pacing is all over the place. The plot is as contrived as possible. Humor oscillates between fanservice and millennial.
The main characters have no character. One is a Mary Sue, other is a token comedy relief. Completely void of depth or development.
This movie will always be compared to the prequels, because it can't be compared to the original trilogy. It's at prequel quality level.
I wanted to like this movie. Fuck you Abrams.
Too bad every reviewer I have see on the internet ate this shit up. Jar Jar Abrams just can't do this right. The movie is mediocre as a work of labor. Pacing is all over the place. The plot is as contrived as possible. Humor oscillates between fanservice and millennial.
The main characters have no character. One is a Mary Sue, other is a token comedy relief. Completely void of depth or development.
This movie will always be compared to the prequels, because it can't be compared to the original trilogy. It's at prequel quality level.
I wanted to like this movie. Fuck you Abrams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvsiJppCdmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0315DUM6Cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_84ExOdhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfqzpCgu9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBMW3y86cpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hipPC2UfYBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27dtFbBGRg
http://channelawesome.com/star-wars-the-force-awakens-midnight-screenings/
http://channelawesome.com/star-wars-the-force-awakens-disneycember-2015/
Mr. D™: Just throwing in....
Left the cinema when the final battle took place, stopped at that point carrying about the movie at all.
Same happened with Star Trek: Into Darkness, though that movie was REALLY abyssal, SW7 on the other hand is just not interesting.
I think at this point J J Abrams is probably the most overrated director in mainstream
Also can someone please finally teach J J Abrams how to make a villain that is NOT a two-dimensional character?
P.S.
And I can`t think of a single moment, when the music got my attention, could not even tell if there was music at all.
@TinyE, I found your donkey. He followed me back home.
Define 2 dimensional?Left the cinema when the final battle took place, stopped at that point carrying about the movie at all.
Same happened with Star Trek: Into Darkness, though that movie was REALLY abyssal, SW7 on the other hand is just not interesting.
I think at this point J J Abrams is probably the most overrated director in mainstream
Also can someone please finally teach J J Abrams how to make a villain that is NOT a two-dimensional character?
P.S.
And I can`t think of a single moment, when the music got my attention, could not even tell if there was music at all.
@TinyE, I found your donkey. He followed me back home.
Post edited December 26, 2015 by Elmofongo