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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted August 19, 2022
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psychosopher: Hee-haw! I was a wolverine but too meek and bony. The butt under my armor is blossoming with a prolapsed rectum. Nickles go poof when I do magic tricks that involve squirting milk in your eye, otherwise why would you heed hippies? I took a bath with Willy while craving his butt, and I can record it on video for you.
It's tough being a normally aggressive animal, if you're a scrawny weakling. You might be able to just shove that rectum back inside, or else you should see a doctor. That's the easiest magic trick there is: you simply blind the audience with milk and then hide the nickles. Hippies are too stoned to know the difference, anyway, so you could just toss the nickles behind you and say, "Where did they go?" Thank you for offering to show me your homemade porn, but I don't care for Willie's anatomy.
Posted August 19, 2022
(...)you simply blind the audience with milk and then hide the nickles. (...)
I don't want to misquote this! You art hilariously. I guess it's tough.
Maybe just this.

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HeresMyAccount: "Where did he go?"
A bit of Johnny echo?
Posted August 19, 2022
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psychosopher: A bib for Johnny's gecko?
But of course! Why should a gecko not wear a bib? Do you think lizards like to spill barbecue sauce all over themselves? Though I suppose they could just camouflage to hide the stain.
Posted August 20, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: But of course! Why should a gecko not wear a bib? Do you think lizards like to spill barbecue sauce all over themselves? Though I suppose they could just camouflage to hide the stain.
Geckos don't change their colors; you're thinking of chameleons, which are just living mood-rings, they can't control their colors.
Posted August 20, 2022
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LegoDnD: Freckles don't have strange colors; you're stinking like rotten melons, which are just giving food-things, they give pants to console their brothers.
I've seen blue freckles! I'll admit that I haven't bathed recently, but I wouldn't give anyone a rotten melon to eat. I do however think that pants can be a nice consolation prize.
Posted August 20, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: I've seen blue freckles! I'll admit that I haven't bathed recently, but I wouldn't give anyone my rotten melons to eat. I do however think that panties can be a nice consolation prize.
Oi! Keep it PG-rated, will ya! And you should probably get that checked before bits that shouldn't start falling off. It's probably scurvy though, so you should eat some more vitamin C.
Posted August 20, 2022
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honglath: Oink! Keep it X-rated, will ya! And you should probably sit on that checker board before biscuits that shouldn't start rolling off the table. It's probably topsy-turvy though, so you should eat some more vitamin R.
I'd rather not produce pornographic films involving pigs, thank you very much. That's a good idea about the biscuits though. If I put them on the checkerboard and then sit on them, I can hold them down. It does feel a bit topsy-turvy, because I'm having trouble balancing on top of the biscuits, but actually, I never realized that they contained vitamin R... and I have no idea what that even is.
Posted August 23, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: I'd rather seduce mimes that like pornographic films involving insects, thank you very much. That's a good idea about the Bisquick, though. If I balance on a globe and try to scratch my armpits at the same time, I may be the next Tik-Tok sensation! Actually, I never realized that frogspawn contained vitamin F... and I have no idea what that even is, although I would love for those mimes to show me..
Don't worry, HMA, the Fire Department will be with you shortly to sort all of this out.
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Posted August 23, 2022
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oldgamebuff42: Don't hurry with that HAM, the Fried Apartment will be served to you with short ribs onto which you can squirt all of this barbecue sauce.
I'd rather eat ham than a building, and damn Ray Bradbury for putting ideas in your head!
Posted November 15, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: I'd rather beat my meat than build a house, and damn Jordan Peterson for putting ideas in your head!
If you want to waste your life we can't stop you, but don't put down others for spending theirs well.
Posted November 15, 2022
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LegoDnD: If you want to taste my wife I can't stop you, but don't put down my mother for sending hairs that smell.
Make sure to thank your mother for that, because I know that your wife has a fetish for smelly hair, so that should make the whole experience more pleasurable for her... because she's a freak.
Posted November 15, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: I have revealed an evil fetish in myself, so that should make the whole experience of this thread less pleasurable for everyone... because I'm a freak.
You're in luck though, I don't and never will have a wife.
Posted November 16, 2022
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LegoDnD: You're a duck though, who can't and never will play a fife.
Well can you blame me? The bill gets in the way; if only I had lips!
Posted November 16, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: Well you can blame me! The bill got in my way; you read my lips, no new taxes!
"Damn, how am I suppose to afford graduate school for my daughter now?"
Posted November 16, 2022
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Hooyaah: "Sam, how can I propose in a Ford to my flatulent, drooling daughter now?"
I understand the need to take care of your invalid child, but you don't actually need to marry her to be able to do that.
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