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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted November 07, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I don't know why I keep making the same mistake of marrying the groom, but it's fortunate that I can divorce him afterwards.
When you're invited to a wedding ceremony, you should congratulate the couple and their families, wishing them happiness, not stealing the groom.
Posted November 07, 2021
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le_chevalier: When you're invited to a wedding, you should not congratulate the couple or their families, just tease the groom for dooming himself to a life of alimony and regret.
Harsh but fair, but it just wouldn't be complete without showing them a documentary about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Posted November 08, 2021
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le_chevalier: When you're invited to a wedding, you should not congratulate the couple or their families, just tease the groom for dooming himself to a life of alimony and regret.
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LegoDnD: It just wouldn't be complete without showering with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
And Juliet Landau.
Posted November 08, 2021
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instaboy: It just wouldn't be complete without showering with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Do you realize how dangerous it would be for a man to bathe with Ms. Finger-chopper?
Posted November 08, 2021
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instaboy: And Walter Matthau.
Why would you want to bathe with him?
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LegoDnD: Do you realize how dang erroneous it would be for a man to give a lathe to Ms. Finger-chopper?
Yes of course. She could use the lathe to chop fingers.
Post edited November 08, 2021 by HeresMyAccount
Posted November 09, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Yes of course. She could use a bath, the stench lingers.
Yeah, what funky stuff did she get into?
Posted November 09, 2021
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Maenmeldir: Yeah, why did she leave that funk in her own bed?
To think, she blamed the dog who is too small to even leave it.
Posted November 09, 2021
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LegoDnD: To stink, she crammed the dog full of small evergreen leaves (or pine needles).
That would actually make the dog smell good though, until the meat rots, and then it would smell like the inside of a taxi cab with a pine air freshener.
Posted November 19, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: That would actually make the log smell good though, until the peat rots, and then it would smell like the inside of a taxi cab with a pine air freshener.
Sounds like a bad case of morning wood. Is that why the log is beside you? Let me out of the taxi.
Posted November 20, 2021
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DavidOrion93: That looks like a rad suitcase made of morning wood. Is that why the the eggnog is inside you? Let me at the taxidermist.
Thank you; I like my suitcase made of chopped-off dicks, and I think it goes well with my labia vest. There's eggnog inside of me, but that's not the reason; the reason is because I drank it, because I like it. Don't worry, you'll have plenty of chances to take your revenge against the taxidermist for stuffing your dead mother with such a dumb expression on her face.
Posted December 12, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Thank you. I like my suitcase made of hedgehog spines. And I think it goes well with my pineapple vest. There are sea urchins inside of me, but that's nothing. The reason is because I enjoy the pain, because I like it. Don't worry, you'll have plenty of chances to touch the spines for every time you're feeling numb.
Now I'm curious. What's your bed cover is made of?
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Posted December 12, 2021
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le_chevalier: Now I'm curious. What's your bed cover made of?
Women.
Posted December 12, 2021
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LegoDnD: Ramen.
Cooked or uncooked? Cooked ramen may go bad in less than a day.
Posted December 12, 2021
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le_chevalier: Fucked or unfucked? Fucked women may get pregnant in less than a day.
That's why they remain unfucked of course, we're just huddling because somebody stole all of our clothes out of this snow-buried cabin.
Posted December 12, 2021
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LegoDnD: That's why they remain stuck to a horse, we're just cuddling because some body rolled over all of our cloves and out of this snow-buried cabin.
This is a technique for melting snow: first you take a corpse and role it in cloves, then glue it to the back of a horse, which you then slap, so that as the horse runs away the body spills cloves on the ground, and that somehow melts the snow.
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