Laxatives and vaseline might help, but how did you even manage to shove a melon up there in the first place? And don't blame it on the goat, you said yourself he just watched.

Put the melon on the ground and jump off the roof onto it.

Currently a number of other websites are running their own contests. Without knowing what specific website you entered from, we can't really help you. It's always a good idea on any support forum that if you reference something, go ahead and state what it is. You never want to paraphrase on a support request.

If you added your 5 games here on GoG's website, there's already a dozen active threads discussing this and zero need for you to start yet another one. That's one of the reasons why you're getting all the negative responses.

For example:

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/who_got_their_wishlisted_game

Usually it's a good idea to look first before hitting that New Thread button.

Hope this helps

Thread is moot. He or she posted on the Polish forums.

And appears to have gotten a response from staff:

https://www.gog.com/forum/general_pl/pytania/