I've been told I sound like a celebrity.

Albeit, not a celebrity I feel particularly blessed to sound like.



I'll give you a hint: It's not Bobcat Goldthwait.

Hi Everyone!

I am just reporting in to say hello so that nobody thinks that I've abandoned the game. Going on vacation this weekend got me a little bit behind in real life, and I absolutely have to get some grading done tonight. I have a thing tomorrow night, but I will be here and active from Friday on out. I am sorry and it's not a typical thing for me to be inactive for several days at a time, but I'm still settling in to the new semester and getting caught up from vacation. The beginning of the game is not my forte anyway, so you are not missing anything I promise!

So, I will see you on Friday! ciao ciao.

(If I can sneak in some time in between things, I will try but I'm not betting on that.)

It's okay. Betting is verboten anyway.

I want to town read you simply for making me chuckle.

Also yay I have an avatar!

2. Yeah... Oops. That should be Brasas.
3. Yeah. He actually the one with the beard, IRL. Also, he's the evil twin.
5. Lol, hah. I've been using waaay too many Trump jokes lately.
6. My wife wouldn't like that. Also, that lingering smell of rotting peaches is... Unusual.

Are the quotewalls an effect of the post merging? Because agh.


Ask yog how that worked out in Broforce. The last point is fair, though.

No, it's an effect of people not parsing down their quotes.

I think it is done for effect.

I enter.

Yes, it is I, the nightmare of the most grotesque monstrosities that have ever existed, conqueror of men and gods alike. Yes, I am that dark thing formed by your sick and twisted paranoid minds that somehow needed things more terrifying than drought! The Plague! Sexism!

Indeed, I ENTER. For, you see... the advantages of a nightmare such as me are vast and endless. The advantages are so numerous that even the people who give a crap about math have not been able to invent a number high enough to count my advantages!

HUEHUE
HUEHUEHUE

They try, they get to like 100,000 or however many numbers those dumb people get at in the 1700s or 1600s or whenever the hell they are and they grab each other! And they go "WHAT IS NEXT????". Yes, like children they grab each other! And ask what is next because they DO NOT KNOW.

Ah, yes, my advantages are great. For those of you who have not soiled yourselves yet from fear or retreated to Nashua along with those other weak-kneed wussies (my own loved ones not counted among their number, my loved ones are visiting their Grandma in Nashua for unrelated reasons), let me terrify you further with my advantages.

I grow your potatoes. All of your potatoes, they are grown by these gnarled hands. And your corn. Have you ever tried to cook dinner without potatoes and corn? Well, step out of line and my god will you cook dinner without potatoes and corn, and you will SUFFER, you will suffer terribly from malnutrition and you will STARVE because it's not dinner without potatoes and corn. And I would know, being that I fled from Ireland because of the lack of potatoes and why I created my massive potato empire the second I stepped in to conquer this town.

Yes, and my advantages are my WOLF FRIENDS. Have you read Dancing with Wolves?. Of course you haven't, it hasn't been invented yet because my WOLF FRIENDS and I have yet to come to your houses and RIP OUT YOUR THROATS and DECORATE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD and SING HEAVY METAL SONGS TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND YOUR CHILDREN.

HUE HUE

HEUHEUEHIEWUBGWEHLJBFHGEKOHJFVLREJGCO;IE2KFQ;WSLDCNVEACBJCWEJSDBV;KVBS;DVBARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh. Oh dear.
Nasty, nasty cough that.

As I was saying, me and my COW FRIENDS will come to your house and... we will come... to your house and... feed you! My cow friends will throw themselves into your fireplace and cook themselves! So we can have burgers and potatoes and corn and we can all be FULL FRIENDS who do not starve and who have fun times together! Ha. Ha. Ha. Friendship is exciting!

PPE: oh my god @ above

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I mean on a more abstract level. No double posting = pack more in a single post = explosive quotewalls (by which I refer to multiple quotes in one post, not huge unsnipped quotes, which are admittedly difficult to avoid).

Now that I think about it that was a silly thought lol jk


I'll come, if you like. Though- has anyone looked around the area where Julie was, er, attacked? That might be profitable.

I can't find my SNK anywhere in my PM.


lol

Unvote Quad.

Vote Nacho.

That was incredibly easy.

(Also, literal laugh out loud funny.)

(Stupid linking restriction. Go to Youtube, search for "How Lord of the Rings should have ended", and play the video from 1:40 - 1:45)

Love your saying under your name LOL, but why on earth would you say you want to rip our throats out and that the wolves are your friends?

I just want to know who Hue is, as he's not on the character list.

Now, first of all, some brass tax stuff; yogsloth, I see you extending a "Live Through Day 1 Free!" olive branch to us new players already and I'm not interested in it. It cheapens the experience for me (if players are giving me artificial room, they are more likely to treat me as the "new guy" and less likely to actually engage what I'm saying), and it will cheapen the experience for you when all of your houses are plundered and you are all crushed like so many grapes at the Jamestown Grape Stomp Festival.

Second of all, ketchup!

QuadrAlien's 16 stands out to me in a bit of an odd way; I'm assuming RP is pretty standard here from yogsloth making a lot more sense as a person if he's constantly roleplaying someone else, so this seems like a weird reaction from someone familiar with that although it's definitely more unexpected than it is wolfy.

To the "No Lynch" idea in 44 by Brasas... Even though Drealmer is famous for advocating no lynch, do you really think that he'd design a game where people would get rewarded for town to No Lynch just because it's something he would like to do? I like that you are at least throwing out an idea that you know will probably get you heat.

To Lift's 76, what makes this game different to where proposing a No Lynch is fine and dandy? Why is proposing a No Lynch scummy in the first place?

Bler, why wouldn't you vote in 92? You didn't like cristi's opening, are you one of those people who waits to the last possible second to get moving?

I like QuadrAlien's real opening in 97, although I don't understand why docbear's is any different from the other two that I saw floating around that were underwhelming but can't remember at this moment because of how underwhelming they were.

Am completely lost what to do with 98 based on other people not reacting to it the way I normally would.

I take offense to Yogsloth's 109 and its assertion that we are "doing stuff" in this thread.

I'm impressed with calling lurkers "the vitreous strands in your eye".
Good on you, Bler.

I don't have any specific posts to call out of Stenari's, but I like the general vibe in that it feels like they're trying to question things and make things happen and yet nothing is really biting and still they are pushing through anyways.

Please bump me, want to make a couple more posts but also want to sleep soon.