That was not quite an accurate translation, because the Google Translator says it means:

"welcome! No Russian subtitles, how to be like should be !! Prompt,"

I actually agree with the guy. There definitely should be no Russian subtitles, no matter how you want to be. Teleprompters may be needed.

Spelling:
Colour, color? Civilisation, Civilization? Salami, Pepperoni? Bier, Budweiser?
So one more screw up who cares, so long it is the REAL stuff ;)

What's a good site to learn the russian language?

YouTube dash cam videos, that's where I go for all my Russian.

Да не все мой перевод увидели, а некоторые, наверное, посчитали, что там очередной промпт. И да, сейчас у них есть ещё две фразы для перевода, товарисч. Хе-хе-хе... :)
Learning russian from that video is like learning english by Tarantino's movies. You will be really good at swearing, but otherwise your skill will be very basic at best.

Вы не сказали, о какой игре идёт речь. И как вы её устанавливали? Скачали установщик с сайта GOG или через Galaxy?

I would like to visit the Kremlin and wash Mr Putin's feet.

Использование олбанскаго йазыка падонкафф -- гриазный прийом, аднака!

That's the plan, I believe.

Watch out for his bear! He can be nasty if not drunk! Better prepare balalaika full of vodka beforehand, trust me.

I'd go to a Putin concert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

Well there's russianlessons.net but I wouldn't trust a website which insists a syllable that's spelled CV can have a medial in it. Get a proper textbook and some children's books, dual-language if you can find any. Also, go to St. Petersburg (lol exchange rate). A stay here probably costs less than a videogame.

http://www.hel.fi/www/sto/fi/opiskelu/kielet Or similar place near to where you live.

You must be my lucky star,

'Cos you shine on me, wherever you are,

I just think of you and I start to glow,

And I need your light, and baby you know.

With a goat maybe, but certainly not with a melon. Unless it's cold outside.

...Russians are allowed on the internet?
Whoa. What is the world coming to? Next thing you know, there'll be Chinese guys allowed on the internet, making jokes about Norman Bates or something!