Posted March 12, 2025
Third Rock from the Sun, Season 1, episode 16: "Dick like Me".
INT. UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM
Dr. Solomon: "Now, let's have a look at Einstein's boundary conditions according to the theory of relativity. Einstein - a Jew - never could have made this breakthrough had it not been for the earlier work of Copernicus - Polish - or Tycho Brahe, the unlucky Dane from Prague. Which brings up another question. How many Puerto Ricans do we have in class? Any Puerto Ricans? Leon, what are you? You don't have to answer that. Dutch. I love your tulips and your dikes."
Leon (baffled): "Oh, thank you."
Dr: Solomon: "However, I turned your people down because of the silly shoes. OK, no Puerto Ricans? Any Latinos in general? Anyone with Latino information? Anybody?"
Pitman: "Dr Solomon, with all due respect, I find this offensive."
Dr. Solomon: "Pitman, you won't be left out. I'll get to the Asians."
Pitman: "Why are you suddenly so interested in what everybody is?"
Dr. Solomon: "I have to know. It's important."
Pitman: "No, it's not."
Dr. Solomon: "Yes, it is."
Pitman: "No, it's not."
Dr. Solomon: "Yes, it is."
Pitman: "No, it's not."
INT. UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM
Dr. Solomon: "Now, let's have a look at Einstein's boundary conditions according to the theory of relativity. Einstein - a Jew - never could have made this breakthrough had it not been for the earlier work of Copernicus - Polish - or Tycho Brahe, the unlucky Dane from Prague. Which brings up another question. How many Puerto Ricans do we have in class? Any Puerto Ricans? Leon, what are you? You don't have to answer that. Dutch. I love your tulips and your dikes."
Leon (baffled): "Oh, thank you."
Dr: Solomon: "However, I turned your people down because of the silly shoes. OK, no Puerto Ricans? Any Latinos in general? Anyone with Latino information? Anybody?"
Pitman: "Dr Solomon, with all due respect, I find this offensive."
Dr. Solomon: "Pitman, you won't be left out. I'll get to the Asians."
Pitman: "Why are you suddenly so interested in what everybody is?"
Dr. Solomon: "I have to know. It's important."
Pitman: "No, it's not."
Dr. Solomon: "Yes, it is."
Pitman: "No, it's not."
Dr. Solomon: "Yes, it is."
Pitman: "No, it's not."