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Posted October 01, 2015
Quack quack quack! Greetings ducks, drakes, mallards, and creatures of the fowl sort. Are you a duck that plays video games? AND happens to be able to read and speak the English language? Fan-fudgin-tastic! We need your help to design a game that will blow your feathers off.

We are a team of animal psychologists, zookeepers, scientists, and the perverts that make the animal mating videos for Discovery and National Geographic. We just joined GOG today to ask you some questions and put a few gadgets on you to see what happens at high voltages. Nothing suspicious at all.

We need ducks of all backgrounds, religions, genders/identities, and varying degrees of temperature (especially roasted) as long as you have an internet connection and you're unemployed with unlimited free time and have completed your last will and testament. It's as easy as 1,2,3!

We're ready when you are! Our sessions start as soon as you take our sedatives. Contact us at non.professional.people dot public-domains-instead-of-business-emails-from-a-legitimate-company dot com or on Skype at (welikeducks dot roasted). Please include your weight in pounds.

Interested? Questions? Doesn't matter. We'll find you anyway. Thanks!
Posted October 01, 2015
This is so quack!
Posted October 01, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cKa3GfYw6M
Posted October 01, 2015
Well, I`m a rooster, so I don`t now if I am allowed to participate.
Posted October 01, 2015
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rodrolliv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cKa3GfYw6M
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/612/369/e20.png
Posted October 01, 2015
Seems legit.


Still more likely to give you my details than the other one (not that I fit their criteria anyway)
Posted October 01, 2015
What the quack!!!
Why the quack you need ducks for?
Posted October 01, 2015
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MaximumBunny: Quack quack quack! Greetings ducks, drakes, mallards, and creatures of the fowl sort. Are you a duck that plays video games? AND happens to be able to read and speak the English language? Fan-fudgin-tastic! We need your help to design a game that will blow your feathers off.

We are a team of animal psychologists, zookeepers, scientists, and the perverts that make the animal mating videos for Discovery and National Geographic. We just joined GOG today to ask you some questions and put a few gadgets on you to see what happens at high voltages. Nothing suspicious at all.

We need ducks of all backgrounds, religions, genders/identities, and varying degrees of temperature (especially roasted) as long as you have an internet connection and you're unemployed with unlimited free time and have completed your last will and testament. It's as easy as 1,2,3!

We're ready when you are! Our sessions start as soon as you take our sedatives. Contact us at non.professional.people dot public-domains-instead-of-business-emails-from-a-legitimate-company dot com or on Skype at (welikeducks dot roasted). Please include your weight in pounds.

Interested? Questions? Doesn't matter. We'll find you anyway. Thanks!
Why only ducks, drakes and mallards, and not foxes and wolves? Or, for that matter, why not those with non-binary identities?
Posted October 01, 2015
DONKEYS!
Posted October 01, 2015
Well, I guess we can do some duck typing here.

class qduck:
def look():
return "Like a duck"
def walk():
return "Treading water just fine"
def quack():
return "coo coo"

There we go.

Wait a minute; isn't that a strange definition of "quack()"?

Edit: My wait in pounds is complex(-308.35, 27.16). Forgot to include that piece of information.
Post edited October 01, 2015 by dtgreene
Posted October 01, 2015
I'm foul, if that helps.
Posted October 01, 2015
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MaximumBunny: Quack quack quack! Greetings ducks, drakes, mallards, and creatures of the fowl sort. Are you a duck that plays video games? AND happens to be able to read and speak the English language? Fan-fudgin-tastic! We need your help to design a game that will blow your feathers off.

We are a team of animal psychologists, zookeepers, scientists, and the perverts that make the animal mating videos for Discovery and National Geographic. We just joined GOG today to ask you some questions and put a few gadgets on you to see what happens at high voltages. Nothing suspicious at all.

We need ducks of all backgrounds, religions, genders/identities, and varying degrees of temperature (especially roasted) as long as you have an internet connection and you're unemployed with unlimited free time and have completed your last will and testament. It's as easy as 1,2,3!

We're ready when you are! Our sessions start as soon as you take our sedatives. Contact us at non.professional.people dot public-domains-instead-of-business-emails-from-a-legitimate-company dot com or on Skype at (welikeducks dot roasted). Please include your weight in pounds.

Interested? Questions? Doesn't matter. We'll find you anyway. Thanks!
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classicgogger: Why only ducks, drakes and mallards, and not foxes and wolves? Or, for that matter, why not those with non-binary identities?
Im sure that wasn't what he meant. I understand why he posted what he did. He was curious about a few things and wanted some clarity. Is that wrong in our hyper-fascist culture to want to delve a little deeper into some of these animal species mentality?

XD
Post edited October 01, 2015 by Gnostic
Posted October 01, 2015
*Ducks while escaping ducks.*
Post edited October 01, 2015 by phaolo
Posted October 01, 2015
I hate you all you stupid ducks! Yeah, I'm a goose kinda guy. I'm proud to admit I'm politically old-fashioned.

Dirty quack whores...
Posted October 01, 2015
Quack? Quack!
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