Posted October 01, 2015
Quack quack quack! Greetings ducks, drakes, mallards, and creatures of the fowl sort. Are you a duck that plays video games? AND happens to be able to read and speak the English language? Fan-fudgin-tastic! We need your help to design a game that will blow your feathers off.
We are a team of animal psychologists, zookeepers, scientists, and the perverts that make the animal mating videos for Discovery and National Geographic. We just joined GOG today to ask you some questions and put a few gadgets on you to see what happens at high voltages. Nothing suspicious at all.
We need ducks of all backgrounds, religions, genders/identities, and varying degrees of temperature (especially roasted) as long as you have an internet connection and you're unemployed with unlimited free time and have completed your last will and testament. It's as easy as 1,2,3!
We're ready when you are! Our sessions start as soon as you take our sedatives. Contact us at non.professional.people dot public-domains-instead-of-business-emails-from-a-legitimate-company dot com or on Skype at (welikeducks dot roasted). Please include your weight in pounds.
Interested? Questions? Doesn't matter. We'll find you anyway. Thanks!
We are a team of animal psychologists, zookeepers, scientists, and the perverts that make the animal mating videos for Discovery and National Geographic. We just joined GOG today to ask you some questions and put a few gadgets on you to see what happens at high voltages. Nothing suspicious at all.
We need ducks of all backgrounds, religions, genders/identities, and varying degrees of temperature (especially roasted) as long as you have an internet connection and you're unemployed with unlimited free time and have completed your last will and testament. It's as easy as 1,2,3!
We're ready when you are! Our sessions start as soon as you take our sedatives. Contact us at non.professional.people dot public-domains-instead-of-business-emails-from-a-legitimate-company dot com or on Skype at (welikeducks dot roasted). Please include your weight in pounds.
Interested? Questions? Doesn't matter. We'll find you anyway. Thanks!