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Granted, but it only works if you to make it happen. Start by cleaning your living space (if needed), eat meals without processed foods, go to the gym or at least walk, and be nice to everyone. The more positivity you put into yourself, the more you will attract. Unless you make the changes yourself, it won't come true.

I wish VHS would make a comeback.
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d3adb01t: Granted, but it only works if you to make it happen. Start by cleaning your living space (if needed), eat meals without processed foods, go to the gym or at least walk, and be nice to everyone. The more positivity you put into yourself, the more you will attract. Unless you make the changes yourself, it won't come true.

I wish VHS would make a comeback.
Granted. As do all the other incompatible formats. I hope you enjoy having to choose between Laserdisc, Beta, Video 2000 and more obscure formats than you can shake a Techmoan video at.
Seems that nobody made a new wish for whatever reason.

I wish for a computer with the following specs:
CPU: More than 4 cores, also the number of cores must be prime.
RAM: More than 16GB. Furthermore, the amount of RAM, measured in GB, must be prime.
Storage: At least 2TB. Furthermore, the amount of disk storage, measured in GB, must be prime.
GPU: Video card must have a prime amount of RAM (measured in MB this time). Furthermore, there should be a prime number of them (remember that 1 isn't prime).
Every other spec, if possible, should be prime; this includes things like power supply voltage and efficiency, dimensions of the unit, battery life and number of batteries, etc.

Furthermore, the machine, if I were to pay for it (instead of getting it by a wish), must cost a prime amount of dollars, and the ones digit of the price must not be 9.

Actually, I will give another grant to this wish:
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for positive changes in my life.
Granted. You are now a happy woman.

Edit: Actually, one thing I missed in my wish: I would like a motherboard that supports RAID -1.
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Congratulations! You are now the lucky owner of a brand new experimental ternary computer/AI system named HAL-9000. Sadly, this computer doesn't support any of the modern screens/display devices or any input method other than voice command. Any rumors about psychopatic behavior of this computer are a complete lie, so let it be your best friend.

I wish for eternal youth.
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Lone_Scout: Congratulations! You are now the lucky owner of a brand new experimental ternary computer/AI system named HAL-9000. Sadly, this computer doesn't support any of the modern screens/display devices or any input method other than voice command. Any rumors about psychopatic behavior of this computer are a complete lie, so let it be your best friend.

I wish for eternal youth.
Granted,you are three months old forever.

I wish for nothing.
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Lone_Scout: Congratulations! You are now the lucky owner of a brand new experimental ternary computer/AI system named HAL-9000. Sadly, this computer doesn't support any of the modern screens/display devices or any input method other than voice command. Any rumors about psychopatic behavior of this computer are a complete lie, so let it be your best friend.
Sorry, but I am afraid I have to reject it because the model number (9000) isn't prime.
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Tauto: I wish for nothing.
Granted. You lose all your belongings and are left with nothing.

I wish for the one granting this wish to prove that 1 + 1 does not equal 2.
Post edited February 02, 2019 by dtgreene
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dtgreene: Sorry, but I am afraid I have to reject it because the model number (9000) isn't prime.
Granted. You lose all your belongings and are left with nothing.

I wish for the one granting this wish to prove that 1 + 1 does not equal 2.
Very well. I'll grant this wish and remember to make a wish this time, making the subtractive magic happen.

I wish English was more tolerant of hybrid words.
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Darvond: I wish English was more tolerant of hybrid words.
Granted, but English is no longer tolerant of failure to use the subjunctive. As a result, your wish, as stated, is no longer understood by most people because you used "was" where you should have used "were".

I wish all gendered pronouns and forms of address would be removed from the English language.
Granted.
Since "English language" was the specified target of that wish, Brexit becomes more even more comical ( omehow), while popcorn sales to EU diplomats spike is the result of your wish.

I wish GOG released a Linux version of the Witcher 3.
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morrowslant: I wish GOG released a Linux version of the Witcher 3.
Granted. But they bundle it with the Galaxy for Linux client, which is finally released too - and it's mandatory!

I wish to be healthy in body and mind for the next 80 years.
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Lifthrasil: Granted. But they bundle it with the Galaxy for Linux client, which is finally released too - and it's mandatory!

I wish to be healthy in body and mind for the next 80 years.
Granted. It isn't your body, and your brain was transferred into another vessel, so is it really your mind and body anymore?

I wish for actual wormholes for transport.
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Darvond: I wish for actual wormholes for transport.
Granted, but the temporal distance between the endpoints is too far to be useful, resulting in those travelling through ending up either before habitable planets have had a chance to form or after the heat death of the universe.

I wish for a computer with the specs like the one I wished for before, but with a prime model number (so 9000 won't work).
Wish granted, but it doesn't have a number at all.

I wish for good events and nice people to finally start appearing in my life.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but it doesn't have a number at all.

I wish for good events and nice people to finally start appearing in my life.
Granted,but they are only once a year and the nice people are all in their nineties.

Me,I have no wish for anything.
Tauto stands at the pier, staring into the sunset without a wish for anything.
I wish CRT TV's would come back in demand.