Granted. Of course, new religions come up, which don't call themselves "religions", but which have even more ridiculous beliefs. For example, the belief that the entire universe is a computer program, running on a machine that is itself part of the universe.

I wish for Bard's Tale 4 to be released tomorrow.

The game starts to get a little better, and then BAM. Right back in the ditch. -.-

It gets released, but the download is corrupted and broken until weeks later...

I wish Linux and penguins to take over the world, steamrolling to this piece

I very deliberately chose not to bother with the "grant a wish, make a wish" format, electing instead to voice displeasure about the cycles this particular thread tends run in. It starts fun, runs to not-even-masked personal "vendettas", climbs back to fun, runs back down, rinse and repeat.

You and I cross posted, and I didn't bother to edit after seeing the update. See above about why.

Corrupting each other's personal vendettas into goofy formats and making plain silly fun out of them is half the fun in the first place; and a very worthwhile way to get rid of some all too serious stress in my honest opinion.

In fact, I think more people should have their "personal vendettas" light-heartedly mocked ...

Granted. You now have to dodge penguins charging at you "in excess of 100 mph". (That is a Linus Torvalds quote.)

I wish FreeBSD and daemons to take over the world.

Granted. An open source version of Skynet emerges and takes over the world, with predictable results.

I wish for a boa constrictor.

Granted, but you lack a boa for it to constrict.

I wish for the remake of Final Fantasy 16 to be released right now (even though the original version hasn't been announced yet).

Granted, but its practically Final Fantasy 12 with better graphics.

I wish I had a djinn.

Granted.

I wish I had more spaghetti.

Granted, You have loads of spaghetti now; but no sauce; how unfortunate ...

I wish someone would make a Sword of The Stars III and made it work right ...

Granted: The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes into being and sticks its noodly appendage at you, and you are given tons of spaghetti. However, you are now bound by your new pastafarian beliefs to cover your head with a colander whenever you go out in public (including on your driver's license picture).

(I know somebody already took this one, but I really wanted it.)

Granted, but it takes a while. Sword of The Stars III is first released (without any mention of Early Access) in a state that isn't yet playable, then the game gets a huge number of patches, eventually making the game complete and functional. Unfortunately, by then the game has such a bad reputation that nobody wants it anymore.

I wish for some company I have never heard of to release a good Wizardry-like on this site.

Granted but it is full of poplitically incorrect jokes and does not uses your "pronouns", Not to mention it features only staright "cisgender" characters. People love the game, but of course you don't.


I wish neither Trump or Clinton get elected as presidents. They are idiots.

Granted. Bernie Sanders is now president of the US, and Caitlyn Jenner somehow ended up on his cabinet.

I wish for some company I have never heard of to release a good Wizardry-like on this site, and I further request that it not be LeonardoCornejo who takes this wish.