Granted, but I ran out of PP so I used Struggle until I fainted.

I wish to be immune to colds.

They were all out of Gardevoir, so I got you a Jynx instead. Hope you don't mind.

I wish I had good old-fashioned infravision and ultravision.

Granted, but the gifts only last while you are sleeping, making them difficult to use

I wish spring weather didn't set off sinus headaches so frequently

Granted. A rogue meteor skips off of the moon -- sending it careering off into space -- before slamming into the earth in such a way that it almost totally negates the planet's rotation. Not only are the seasons as we know them destabilized, the Western hemisphere is plunged into more-or-less permanent night. On the plus side, sinus headaches (which you notice lessening as most of the plant life slowly dies off due to lower temps and lack of sunlight) are now the least of your worries, being that you'll probably die soon (along with many of the other people who survived the meteor impact) because of the plummeting temperatures caused by all the debris launched into the atmosphere when the meteor struck, as well as the destabilization of the planet's orbit around the sun and the departure of the moon and its gravitational influence.
(This is what happens when I don't corrupt any wishes for a long time: extreme overkill!)

I wish my shit really didn't stink.

Not Granted,all shit stinks and that is impossible to change ever....

I do not wish for anything at all...

Not granted. You get EVERYTHING you have ever desired, NOW!

I wish to find a hobby place that won't ostracize me and people to associate with, that will remain totally unaffected to my defamation/social-faq-up campaign from past "friends" on fake charges and constructed evidence.

Welcome to The Brony Center, where Friendship is indeed Magic.

I wish I could have sushi every day.

Granted, but you pay up the bill normally and daily. And sushi is expensive, as you know! Also, you cannot order the new style, only traditional, RAW fish rolled in the temaki roll!

I wish i could get my hands on an authentic, asian, king cobra, blood-snakewine. This is a perfect elixir, literally.

^ Granted. You found a smuggler that sneaked in a good sized bottle from Vietnam, and happily paid an astronomical price to acquire it. Your joy does not last long though, you quickly discover that you're allergic to it in a most devastating way; a couple of sips are enough for you to start ageing rapidly.


I wish my splitting headache would go away already.

Granted. Headache gone. But now there is toothache.

I wish i could at last manage to get myself an ASIAN gf. Still elusive, damn!

Granted. You can have my wife, but she gets cranky as shit when she doesn't get her coffee fix.

I wish employment levels were such that we all have no trouble finding good jobs.

^ Granted, now everyone can find a good job, but everyone's speech is confounded so no-one can actually land any job.


I still wish my headache to pass.

Granted, but only while you rest upside down (This sometimes works!)

I wish I had painting skills like Michelangelo - instead of like a sleep-deprived Picasso.

Granted, you paint wonderfully, beautifully, elegantly and exceptionally, but the theme/art remains "abstract".

I wish for the bad weather here, the downpours and misty grey, to keep being as is for at least another half of a month. It bugs the people who bug me, so i really, really like it...