Granted. Nerf blasters and rubber chicken catapults are now available at stores near you :)

I wish that my flowers in the flower garden were blooming now

They do, but they grow so big that you are smaller than one flower of those.

I wish you would pick up one to give it to me!

Granted, but it wilts the moment you touch it.


I wish the howling wind would die down already.

Granted! All aboard the poop cruise of Disney! Hope you like having to deal with the children of rich imbeciles!

I wish there was an airborne city.

Granted. Everybody you know is invited to go live there. You aren't.
I wish we could shapeshift.

Wish granted, but after starting shapeshifting, we cannot return to human form ever again, only animals...

I wish for such a thing to exist; a real, hybrid, cat-woman.

Granted, but she's allergic to green pirates with bad oral hygiene.


I wish wishes would come true outside this thread.

Granted. But no one will tell you when it happens because they think its safest to keep such news secret (aside from their own family and a few friends)

I wish the hawk in the neighborhood would go away and quit going after neighborhood pets!

Granted, but after them, it´s going for you!

I wish i never get cold.

Granted. You now get fever all the time (heat), though!

I wish to have a chance to go to war, i have a big, long agenda...

Granted; you get shot and killed on the very first hour, but hey! you got your chance.


I wish bureaucracy was never invented.

Granted, but we live still inside caves carving rocks instead of printing documents! You wasted a good wish!!!

I wish to join the freemasons!

Granted! Turns out they don't actually control anything and snopes was right! Every conspiracy theory was false!

I wish I could get a fez that would let me rotate in 4D, geometrically.

Granted, but no-one will take the time to give you the proof that you need to show that you aren't just sitting there, rotating like the village idiot.

Wish I gave a damn enough to make a wish.