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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted March 20, 2015
Granted. Nerf blasters and rubber chicken catapults are now available at stores near you :)

I wish that my flowers in the flower garden were blooming now
Post edited March 21, 2015 by SalarShushan
Posted March 20, 2015
They do, but they grow so big that you are smaller than one flower of those.

I wish you would pick up one to give it to me!
Posted March 20, 2015
Granted, but it wilts the moment you touch it.


I wish the howling wind would die down already.
Posted March 20, 2015
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HypersomniacLive: I wish the howling wind would die down already.
Granted. Unfortunately, you happen to be in the middle of the Pacific. With a sailboat.

I wish I was on a cruise around the world.
Posted March 20, 2015
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. Unfortunately, you happen to be in the middle of the Pacific. With a sailboat.

I wish I was on a cruise around the world.
Granted! All aboard the poop cruise of Disney! Hope you like having to deal with the children of rich imbeciles!

I wish there was an airborne city.
Posted March 20, 2015
Granted. Everybody you know is invited to go live there. You aren't.
I wish we could shapeshift.
Posted March 20, 2015
Wish granted, but after starting shapeshifting, we cannot return to human form ever again, only animals...

I wish for such a thing to exist; a real, hybrid, cat-woman.
Posted March 21, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but after starting shapeshifting, we cannot return to human form ever again, only animals...

I wish for such a thing to exist; a real, hybrid, cat-woman.
Granted, but she's allergic to green pirates with bad oral hygiene.


I wish wishes would come true outside this thread.
Posted March 21, 2015
Granted. But no one will tell you when it happens because they think its safest to keep such news secret (aside from their own family and a few friends)

I wish the hawk in the neighborhood would go away and quit going after neighborhood pets!
Posted March 21, 2015
Granted, but after them, it´s going for you!

I wish i never get cold.
Posted March 21, 2015
Granted. You now get fever all the time (heat), though!

I wish to have a chance to go to war, i have a big, long agenda...
Posted March 21, 2015
Granted; you get shot and killed on the very first hour, but hey! you got your chance.


I wish bureaucracy was never invented.
Posted March 21, 2015
Granted, but we live still inside caves carving rocks instead of printing documents! You wasted a good wish!!!

I wish to join the freemasons!
Posted March 21, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Granted, but we live still inside caves carving rocks instead of printing documents! You wasted a good wish!!!

I wish to join the freemasons!
Granted! Turns out they don't actually control anything and snopes was right! Every conspiracy theory was false!

I wish I could get a fez that would let me rotate in 4D, geometrically.
Posted March 21, 2015
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Darvond: I wish I could get a fez that would let me rotate in 4D, geometrically.
Granted, but no-one will take the time to give you the proof that you need to show that you aren't just sitting there, rotating like the village idiot.

Wish I gave a damn enough to make a wish.
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