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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted January 20, 2015
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TwoHandedSword: I wish Coke tasted more like Pepsi.
Granted. However, Pepsi now tastes like rotten fruit.

I wish I was strong enough to crush a raw potato in my hand.
Posted January 20, 2015
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TwoHandedSword: "Breaking news: Today, in Hollywood, the building housing the Motion Picture Association of America collapsed for no discernible reason, killing at least ten and injuring hundreds. The FBI, CIA, DEA and Homeland Security are looking into the cause...."
Woah, that's amazing! The MPAA isn't even located in Hollywood. Its on Capitol Hill! :P
Posted January 26, 2015
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Darvond: Woah, that's amazing! The MPAA isn't even located in Hollywood. Its on Capitol Hill! :P
Well, there's your trouble. :p

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GamePlayerZero: I wish I was strong enough to crush a raw potato in my hand.
Oops. You succeeded... with a rotten potato. Congrats on becoming Patient Zero for fungal finger rot.

I wish today's forecasted snowstorm turns out to be a dud.
Post edited January 26, 2015 by TwoHandedSword
Posted January 26, 2015
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TwoHandedSword: I wish today's forecasted snowstorm turns out to be a dud.
Wish granted, my friend!
It turns out the forecasts calling for snow were, indeed, dead wrong.
...It's now a TSUNAMI WARNING!
Posted January 29, 2015
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HunchBluntley: <snip>
Wishplz?
Posted January 29, 2015
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TwoHandedSword: Wishplz?
Hey, it was my turn to forget! :D

Uuhhmmm...
I wish -- that I were -- as -- good -- an -- actor as -- Bill Shatner!
Posted February 05, 2015
Granted! You are as good of an actor as Bill Shatner. wait... who's Bill Shatner? :D

I wish to have all the Coke I could ever want!
Post edited February 05, 2015 by coryrj1995
Posted February 05, 2015
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coryrj1995: I wish to have all the Coke I could ever want!
Too easy. You die of cocaine poisoning. Then the Feds seize your estate.

I wish Pokemon were real, and ten year olds really were entrusted with their care.
Posted February 06, 2015
Granted, but the Pokeman are now keeping the kids in the eggs.


I wish I had more money than my wife. :(
Posted February 06, 2015
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FineEdge60: I wish I had more money than my wife. :(
Granted. Your wife is broke and you have $1 to your name.

I wish I'd get a positive answer for my job application.
Posted February 06, 2015
Granted, notification reads... ' So sorry, position filled, we are positive that your services are not needed at this time.'


I wish I could snap my fingers and all the stupid people in the world would smarten up.
Posted February 06, 2015
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FineEdge60: Granted, notification reads... ' So sorry, position filled, we are positive that your services are not needed at this time.'

I wish I could snap my fingers and all the stupid people in the world would smarten up.
Wish granted.. but we have to cut both of your hands first.
Posted February 06, 2015
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FineEdge60: I wish I could snap my fingers and all the stupid people in the world would smarten up.
Granted. All of them are now much smarter than you, you get fired because your employer finds someone smarter to do your job and getting a decent job or relationship is almost impossible when you are now at the bottom of intelligence.


I wish for the best job in the world.
Posted February 06, 2015
Granted. You will have to leave everything to be there. You have 48 hours to settle your current affairs and hop on the plane.

I wish I had a new car
Posted February 06, 2015
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SalarShushan: Granted. You will have to leave everything to be there. You have 48 hours to settle your current affairs and hop on the plane.

I wish I had a new car
Granted! You win an expensive car! But a person jumps from 7th story of building to suicide, does not die, falls on the roof of your car and survives. Your car does not, though, and it is wrecked beyond repairing... (idea borrowed from Onizuka)

I wish i could travel in a densely overcrowded Japanese metro, so i could feel up some sexy japanese schoolgirls' behinds while travelling to another prefecture!
Post edited February 06, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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