Granted. However, Pepsi now tastes like rotten fruit.

I wish I was strong enough to crush a raw potato in my hand.

Woah, that's amazing! The MPAA isn't even located in Hollywood. Its on Capitol Hill! :P

Well, there's your trouble. :p

Oops. You succeeded... with a rotten potato. Congrats on becoming Patient Zero for fungal finger rot.

I wish today's forecasted snowstorm turns out to be a dud.

Wish granted, my friend!
It turns out the forecasts calling for snow were, indeed, dead wrong.
...It's now a TSUNAMI WARNING!

Hey, it was my turn to forget! :D

Uuhhmmm...
I wish -- that I were -- as -- good -- an -- actor as -- Bill Shatner!

Granted! You are as good of an actor as Bill Shatner. wait... who's Bill Shatner? :D

I wish to have all the Coke I could ever want!

Too easy. You die of cocaine poisoning. Then the Feds seize your estate.

I wish Pokemon were real, and ten year olds really were entrusted with their care.

Granted, but the Pokeman are now keeping the kids in the eggs.


I wish I had more money than my wife. :(

Granted. Your wife is broke and you have $1 to your name.

I wish I'd get a positive answer for my job application.

Granted, notification reads... ' So sorry, position filled, we are positive that your services are not needed at this time.'


I wish I could snap my fingers and all the stupid people in the world would smarten up.

Wish granted.. but we have to cut both of your hands first.

Granted. All of them are now much smarter than you, you get fired because your employer finds someone smarter to do your job and getting a decent job or relationship is almost impossible when you are now at the bottom of intelligence.


I wish for the best job in the world.

Granted. You will have to leave everything to be there. You have 48 hours to settle your current affairs and hop on the plane.

I wish I had a new car

Granted! You win an expensive car! But a person jumps from 7th story of building to suicide, does not die, falls on the roof of your car and survives. Your car does not, though, and it is wrecked beyond repairing... (idea borrowed from Onizuka)

I wish i could travel in a densely overcrowded Japanese metro, so i could feel up some sexy japanese schoolgirls' behinds while travelling to another prefecture!