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fraien08: I wish I could live the way St Ungulent does.
It's just too bad that since you've chosen to give up all worldly things, including the internet, you'll never find out how this wish turns out.

I wish I knew who let the dogs out.
Granted, she send them after you.

I wish i have the power to create life.
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seikus: I wish i have the power to create life.
Granted, you created a new STD virus and immediately you became patient zero. The virus forbid you to reproduce. You are not even possible to do any reproductive activity anymore.

I wish I could eat seafood everyday.
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seikus: I wish i have the power to create life.
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le_chevalier: Granted, you created a new STD virus and immediately you became patient zero. The virus forbid you to reproduce. You are not even possible to do any reproductive activity anymore.

I wish I could eat seafood everyday.
Granted. You are a modern day Robinson Crusoe, only with way more fish and way fewer cannibals. Good luck getting back to civilization.

I wish I had a Tardis.
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le_chevalier: Granted, you created a new STD virus and immediately you became patient zero. The virus forbid you to reproduce. You are not even possible to do any reproductive activity anymore.

I wish I could eat seafood everyday.
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theslitherydeee: Granted. You are a modern day Robinson Crusoe, only with way more fish and way fewer cannibals. Good luck getting back to civilization.

I wish I had a Tardis.
Granted but, the model you receive is actually Bill and Ted's knock-off hand-me-down. The interior is saturated in a terrible odor; a combination of pimento loaf left in a car under a midday sun and a Hot Topic fitting room.

I wish for this terrible stanky, time machine
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evilnancyreagan: I wish for this terrible stanky, time machine
Granted. It even comes complete with George Carlin's rotting corpse.

I wish I could fumigate my brain from that image.
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evilnancyreagan: I wish for this terrible stanky, time machine
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. It even comes complete with George Carlin's rotting corpse.

I wish I could fumigate my brain from that image.
Wish granted, but now you have to replace it with a image that is at least twice as bad.

I wish for the ability to travel to the realities of fictional worlds.
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Dachenko11: I wish for the ability to travel to the realities of fictional worlds.
Granted, but you are now a contestant in the Hunger Games.

I wish for peace on Earth.
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Dachenko11: I wish for the ability to travel to the realities of fictional worlds.
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Tooms: Granted, but you are now a contestant in the Hunger Games.

I wish for peace on Earth.
Granted, but the Earth now has no life whatsoever.

I wish for the ability to conjure up technology out of thin air.
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Dachenko11: Granted, but the Earth now has no life whatsoever.

I wish for the ability to conjure up technology out of thin air.
Granted, but only if you own the patent or if its public domain.

I wish the USA would get rid of congress in favor of a federal Council.
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Dachenko11: Granted, but the Earth now has no life whatsoever.

I wish for the ability to conjure up technology out of thin air.
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Darvond: Granted, but only if you own the patent or if its public domain.

I wish the USA would get rid of congress in favor of a federal Council.
Granted, but then anarchy spreads across the country like wild fire.

I wish for a never ending insomnia sale!
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Darvond: Granted, but only if you own the patent or if its public domain.

I wish the USA would get rid of congress in favor of a federal Council.
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Oathe: Granted, but then anarchy spreads across the country like wild fire.

I wish for a never ending insomnia sale!
Granted, but you have to sleep through all of it.

I wish for the ability to learn new languages quickly and easily.
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Dachenko11: Granted, but you have to sleep through all of it.

I wish for the ability to learn new languages quickly and easily.
Granted. But you end up wasting this talent on fictional languages.

I wish for the means to unwill a song from my memory.
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Dachenko11: Granted, but you have to sleep through all of it.

I wish for the ability to learn new languages quickly and easily.
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Darvond: Granted. But you end up wasting this talent on fictional languages.

I wish for the means to unwill a song from my memory.
Granted. but to do so you have to replace it with a song of equal nuisance.

I wish for the ability to go back in time (So as to stop Hitler).
Granted, but you take his place after you become adicted to german blondes.

I wish i become billionaire by create the most espectacular car.