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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted July 07, 2013
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N0x0ss: You turn invisible and start hearing what people say about you when you're not around...

You become quite sad when you discover all the bad things people say about you and commit suicide.
Your body is never discovered since you forgot to turn visible before dying, and you never get a proper burial.

I wish I could have enough time to play all those GOG games I never have a chance to play !
Granted but you then feel an empty void in your life and, desperate to replicate the stimulus gaming provides, you "become" Deus Ex and spend all your time in air vent shafts.

I wish hunters hunted big game without weapons
Posted July 07, 2013
Granted, but this attracts scads of professional wrestlers, MMA fighters, and Martial arts specialists to big game hunting, turning it into a nationally beloved pay-per-view phenomenon and is more popular than ever.

I wish for a bottle of ginger ale.
Posted July 07, 2013
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DrOblivious: I wish for a bottle of ginger ale.
Granted but is empty and broken.

I wish to tell the biggest and greatest lie of all without being caught.
Posted July 08, 2013
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pelayo: I wish to tell the biggest and greatest lie of all without being caught.
Granted but you can no longer tell anymore lies and are forced to always say the truth.

I wish I could watch Season 4 of Game of Thrones right now.
Posted July 08, 2013
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stephium: I wish I could watch Season 4 of Game of Thrones right now.
Granted, but it's in Swahili.

I wish I could have been to Woodstock ('69, mind you, not the '99 one) .
Posted July 08, 2013
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pelayo: I wish to tell the biggest and greatest lie of all without being caught.
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stephium: Granted but you can no longer tell anymore lies and are forced to always say the truth.

I wish I could watch Season 4 of Game of Thrones right now.
Granted, But everyone will die.
I wish to win a giveaway.
Posted July 08, 2013
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stephium: Granted but you can no longer tell anymore lies and are forced to always say the truth.

I wish I could watch Season 4 of Game of Thrones right now.
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Th3R3n3gad3: Granted, But everyone will die.
I wish to win a giveaway.
Granted, but the giveaway is for herpes.

I wish I never needed to sleep.
Posted July 08, 2013
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Th3R3n3gad3: Granted, But everyone will die.
I wish to win a giveaway.
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schmea: Granted, but the giveaway is for herpes.

I wish I never needed to sleep.
Granted, But you will die from going into a coma.
Posted July 08, 2013
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stephium: I wish I could watch Season 4 of Game of Thrones right now.
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JohnWalrus: Granted, but it's in Swahili.

I wish I could have been to Woodstock ('69, mind you, not the '99 one) .
Granted! The good Doctor whisks you off in the TARDIS and drops you in New York on August 15 1969. You presumably have a great time, but unfortunately you got so stoned that you don't really remember anything from the whole concert. However, you do wake up in your own bed in the present time in a puddle of your own piss/vomit.
Edit: and since you were skipped over without a second glance I offer this small pittance for screwing you out of your memories. ;-)

I wish for 1 million bit coins.
Post edited July 08, 2013 by H3xx
Posted July 08, 2013
You may have 1 million bit coins, but may only exchange them for equally worthless Reddit Gold.

I wish for my consciousness to be implanted in a holodeck orbiting the moon.
Posted July 08, 2013
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H3xx: since you're a faceless "new user" and provide little in the way of entertainment
That was hurtful ;(

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doctorfrog: You may have 1 million bit coins, but may only exchange them for equally worthless Reddit Gold.

I wish for my consciousness to be implanted in a holodeck orbiting the moon.
Granted, but there's not a whole lot to see on the moon, so you quickly succumb to lunacy.

I wish Ed Edd and Eddy was still on air.
Posted July 08, 2013
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GoodGuyA: Granted, but there's not a whole lot to see on the moon, so you quickly succumb to lunacy.

I wish Ed Edd and Eddy was still on air.
Lunacy. XD I see what you did there.

Anyway......granted, but the new episodes are terrible and the show continues to get worse with each passing episode. After a controversial Christmas Special episode, the show is quietly taken off the air and never mentioned again.

I wish I knew a martial art.
Posted July 08, 2013
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GoodGuyA: Granted, but there's not a whole lot to see on the moon, so you quickly succumb to lunacy.

I wish Ed Edd and Eddy was still on air.
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Gandos: Lunacy. XD I see what you did there.

Anyway......granted, but the new episodes are terrible and the show continues to get worse with each passing episode. After a controversial Christmas Special episode, the show is quietly taken off the air and never mentioned again.

I wish I knew a martial art.
Granted, but you are now a five foot tall talking rat living in a sewer, devoting your life to your own particular brand of herpetology.

I wish all my friends were happy.
Posted July 09, 2013
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schmea: Granted, but you are now a five foot tall talking rat living in a sewer, devoting your life to your own particular brand of herpetology.

I wish all my friends were happy.
Granted, but they're happy that you're gone. (Too easy!)

I wish Irishmen didn't get the 'being drunk' stereotype.
Posted July 09, 2013
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schmea: Granted, but you are now a five foot tall talking rat living in a sewer, devoting your life to your own particular brand of herpetology.

I wish all my friends were happy.
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GoodGuyA: Granted, but they're happy that you're gone. (Too easy!)

I wish Irishmen didn't get the 'being drunk' stereotype.
Granted! Instead they are presumed to be leprechauns that covet pots of gold at the end of rainbows.

I wish the term "politically correct" would just die already...
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