"of"

So that no one ever misuses it ever again, as in "would of", "should of", "could of" "never of" etc.

Examples: would of been, never of been, can't of been

People, it should be: would have, never have, should have, can't have

aaaarrrggghh

"ban"

''hype''

Fun fact: Trolling refers not to the creature, but to a type of fishing involving long lines with multiple hooks on each. Which is what internet trolls do: cast their lines wide, hoping to snag their prey by dangling some juicy bait.
Protip: you may want to never visit UrbanDictionary.com.

Well, nasty vengeful mythical troublemakers.

Thanks, add: Protip and urban to the list :o)

Problematic

Goddamn, why didn´t I listen...

I was welcomed with the following word -> post porn depression: something something bestiality something something another horrible fetish.
Hooray... :P

'Deathfleets' sounds a little melodramatic, can we not just call them Non-Peace Envoys?

Point taken, but it's just really annoying that when people now use the word "troll" the first thing which springs to mind is a cretinous little keyboard warrior rather than a mythical creature made of stone. It just pisses me off that this is what has happened to the word "troll" in such a short space of time.

"Offended"... makes me question whoever adult feels the need of throwing a tantrum like a bratty 8yo and crying "I'm offended" and goes on a butthurt rampage over random nonsense.

With such retards, Mars sounds more and more like an attractive destination for the future.

Dude that's my favorite word of all time!

What if I could ban a conjuction, like, say, the word "and"... Just to make life difficult for people in their everyday speech. Yes... Yes...
*rubs hands*
THAT is what I'll do.

Regardless of the etymological origin of the word "troll", used to refer to the type of twat who goes on to the internet just to cause trouble - and I agree that it very probably has mucn more to do with the verb which has to do with fishing - it is still a huge shame that the leading meaning of this word, "troll", has come in people's minds to refer to a TWAT who makes comments on the internet purely in order to cause offence. I suppose I really ought to have mentioned fishing and fishermen too, amd I apologise to them for not having done so.