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tinyE: I know, that's what I was talking about. It still must have taken a while. :P
Not really, just write the post and ctrl+v multiple times, that's what, 1 second for each "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"... unless... are you trying to say that i wasted WAYYYYY too much time to make such a dumb joke? That i could have used it for something useful like finding the cure for baldness or aids? That i have no life? ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MESSING WITH ME TINYe? TELL ME NOW BEFORE I WRITE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVIEW ABOUT YOU! ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!
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tinyE: I know, that's what I was talking about. It still must have taken a while. :P
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Cyraxpt: Not really, just write the post and ctrl+v multiple times, that's what, 1 second for each "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"... unless... are you trying to say that i wasted WAYYYYY too much time to make such a dumb joke? That i could have used it for something useful like finding the cure for baldness or aids? That i have no life? ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MESSING WITH ME TINYe? TELL ME NOW BEFORE I WRITE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVIEW ABOUT YOU! ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!
What the ☣☣☣☣☣ are you talking about? I don't get your 卐卐卐卐卐ing ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠.
Maybe you should ☠☠☠☠☠ the ☢☢☢☢☢ out of here you ☭☭☭☭☭.
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Klumpen0815: What the ☣☣☣☣☣ are you talking about? I don't get your 卐卐卐卐卐ing ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠.
Maybe you should ☠☠☠☠☠ the ☢☢☢☢☢ out of here you ☭☭☭☭☭.
Ohhhhhhhhhh.... Now i can write a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ review about Company of Heroes 2, my title intro will be:

IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ABOUT ☭☭☭☭☭ RUSSIANS FIGHTING 卐卐卐卐卐 GERMANS!!!!
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Klumpen0815: What the ☣☣☣☣☣ are you talking about? I don't get your 卐卐卐卐卐ing ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠.
Maybe you should ☠☠☠☠☠ the ☢☢☢☢☢ out of here you ☭☭☭☭☭.
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Cyraxpt: Ohhhhhhhhhh.... Now i can write a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ review about Company of Heroes 2, my title intro will be:

IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ABOUT ☭☭☭☭☭ RUSSIANS FIGHTING 卐卐卐卐卐 GERMANS!!!!
Don't forget your ☔ for it may be ☁ or even ⚡ and you won't get to build any ☃ with this ☄. This ain't no ☼!
Better pick some ⚘, say ☮, do a bit of ☯ and you'll be ☺, maybe even ♬♪♯♩.
You could still ☏ home and ask if everything is ☑ later.
Guess he's gonna be really pissed off when that update happens... "derp derp derper derpen derp!"
Post edited December 17, 2015 by Sachys
jesus man anybody can just put anything on Steam. I've made art better than that for mods before.

...began viciously swinging my genitals at the game characters on my monitor while proclaiming I'm the big daddy and they better get used to it?

sure.
Post edited December 17, 2015 by johnnygoging
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johnnygoging: jesus man anybody can just put anything on Steam. I've made art better than that for mods before.
you need to flesh this out into 19 paragraphs of impotent nerd rage or nobody will care what you think!
lkjhliuhoiuhoiu

edit: disregard this. gog ate my first. so I figured maybe the reply form belonged to a different thread. anyway I forgot what I said and read the humours responses so put one of my own. then gog ate that post. then I made this post. and my other posts showed up. get ready for penis, gog.

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johnnygoging: jesus man anybody can just put anything on Steam. I've made art better than that for mods before.
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Sachys: you need to flesh this out into 19 paragraphs of impotent nerd rage or nobody will care what you think!
oh I will! and I'll spell check it, too!
Post edited December 17, 2015 by johnnygoging
A 99 cent game turned out to be garbage *shrugs*
Seemed a fair evaluation of his / her experience, expectations should be rock bottom for 99 cent.
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Klumpen0815: Don't forget your ☔ for it may be ☁ or even ⚡ and you won't get to build any ☃ with this ☄. This ain't no ☼!
Better pick some ⚘, say ☮, do a bit of ☯ and you'll be ☺, maybe even ♬♪♯♩.
You could still ☏ home and ask if everything is ☑ later.
Funny enough, half of those symbols don't appear on the mobile version.

Btw, i forgot that i could write a review for a game on gog and it would be:


I HATE THIS FLOWER GAME, IT'S SO SUNSHINE THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO TEA MY DOG! JESUS CHRIST, HOW CAN A SUNSHINE DEVELOPER DO SUCH CRAP?

THE RAINBOWS GRAPHICS ARE BAD BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN COMPARE TO THE TEA SOUND, OH LORD, THOSE PUMPKIN VOICES, DID THEY HIRED FLOWERS HOBBOS?

1 OUT OF SCREW THIS DAISY DEVS!!!!!

(i wonder if someone will get it... :) )
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Cyraxpt: The guy has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinions so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? Can't you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ accept it and move on you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? If the game smells like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and looks like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so it might be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ otherwise it would just be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normal game.

But nooooooo, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dev had to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so that he could make his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earn some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money.

You know what? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU. NO, REALLY, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU! I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ would post this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forum, i was having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice day and now is ruined thanks to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

WHAT IS YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROBLEM???? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE ON YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...
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Klumpen0815: Don't forget your ☔ for it may be ☁ or even ⚡ and you won't get to build any ☃ with this ☄. This ain't no ☼!
Better pick some ⚘, say ☮, do a bit of ☯ and you'll be ☺, maybe even ♬♪♯♩.
You could still ☏ home and ask if everything is ☑ later.
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Cyraxpt: Funny enough, half of those symbols don't appear on the mobile version.

Btw, i forgot that i could write a review for a game on gog and it would be:

I HATE THIS FLOWER GAME, IT'S SO SUNSHINE THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO TEA MY DOG! JESUS CHRIST, HOW CAN A SUNSHINE DEVELOPER DO SUCH CRAP?

THE RAINBOWS GRAPHICS ARE BAD BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN COMPARE TO THE TEA SOUND, OH LORD, THOSE PUMPKIN VOICES, DID THEY HIRED FLOWERS HOBBOS?

1 OUT OF SCREW THIS DAISY DEVS!!!!!

(i wonder if someone will get it... :) )
It took me a moment :D
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DampSquib: A 99 cent game turned out to be garbage *shrugs*
Seemed a fair evaluation of his / her experience, expectations should be rock bottom for 99 cent.
You and I have very different ideas of what a passable review looks like.

Generally, I expect to be able to tell the difference between a review and one side of a playground screaming match.
Post edited December 17, 2015 by jefequeso
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DampSquib: A 99 cent game turned out to be garbage *shrugs*
Seemed a fair evaluation of his / her experience, expectations should be rock bottom for 99 cent.
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jefequeso: You and I have very different ideas of what a passable review looks like.

Generally, I expect to be able to tell the difference between a review and one side of a playground screaming match.
I never said it was a review, steam may well call them that, not i.
"You get an achievement for buying the game" hardly a review now is it.
Maybe it's a true statement ( i don't use steam ) but that one and a few of the others are not really reviews.
So no it isn't a review, but it's a good enough summary to gain a good idea of how bad the game is.
Also, how little in this case quality control steam implements if any.
L. F. Antrider's rant may well not be to your taste or mine, the conclusion given remains the same.
The games not even worth the 99 cent asked for it.The video gives the same impression.
EDIT: never mind
Post edited December 17, 2015 by jefequeso
Never seen such a rant like that, to the point I dropped a comment there.
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Crsldmc: Never seen such a rant like that, to the point I dropped a comment there.
It's a doozy, aint it? :O