Cyraxpt: The guy has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinions so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? Can't you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ accept it and move on you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? If the game smells like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and looks like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so it might be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ otherwise it would just be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normal game.
But nooooooo, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dev had to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so that he could make his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earn some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money.
You know what? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU. NO, REALLY, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU! I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ would post this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forum, i was having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice day and now is ruined thanks to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
WHAT IS YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROBLEM???? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE ON YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...
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Klumpen0815: Don't forget your ☔ for it may be ☁ or even ⚡ and you won't get to build any ☃ with this ☄. This ain't no ☼!
Better pick some ⚘, say ☮, do a bit of ☯ and you'll be ☺, maybe even ♬♪♯♩.
You could still ☏ home and ask if everything is ☑ later.
Cyraxpt: Funny enough, half of those symbols don't appear on the mobile version.
Btw, i forgot that i could write a review for a game on gog and it would be:
I HATE THIS FLOWER GAME, IT'S SO SUNSHINE THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO TEA MY DOG! JESUS CHRIST, HOW CAN A SUNSHINE DEVELOPER DO SUCH CRAP?
THE RAINBOWS GRAPHICS ARE BAD BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN COMPARE TO THE TEA SOUND, OH LORD, THOSE PUMPKIN VOICES, DID THEY HIRED FLOWERS HOBBOS?
1 OUT OF SCREW THIS DAISY DEVS!!!!!
(i wonder if someone will get it... :) )
It took me a moment :D
DampSquib: A 99 cent game turned out to be garbage *shrugs*
Seemed a fair evaluation of his / her experience, expectations should be rock bottom for 99 cent.
You and I have very different ideas of what a passable review looks like.
Generally, I expect to be able to tell the difference between a review and one side of a playground screaming match.