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Hahahaha, no, it is not possible. And then? Oh, wait..., maybe we should use english, many people can´t understand demoniac dialects. Poor mortals.

Next person is Marion Cotillard. Hi, Marion. you are incredible! So fan of your work. Glad to meet here. See you.

Nope. My name is... Well, did you really expected me to give my real info through the internet?

Next person is el polo diablo.

Certainly not.

Anyway, my guess seems to have been ignored, so here it is again:
Next person enjoys eating cat meat, dog meat, or horse meat.

Tried pastourma with horse meat and pastourma with calel meat, before, one from Turkey, the other from Armenia. Were pretty tasty, but the stench you get afterwards... (your sweating smells like pig shit for an entire day). Dog or cat no, but me dead old gramps did, during the nazi occupation of my country (food was so scarce people were dying from starvation). I might try dog or cat meat sometime in the future, though, but i would very much prefer over it, to try some snake meat, instead, especially like how they prepare it in China and Vietnam.

Next person has tried snakewine, or snake bloodwine.

I don't consume alcohol, so no.

Next person is waiting patiently for the next best thing.

This person doesn't know what the "next best thing" is.

Next person has played both Paper Mario (on the Nintendo 64) and its sequel (on the GameCube), and prefers the original to the sequel.

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Nope. The most "recent" mario i have played, is super mario 64.

Next person has played Golden Axe on the arcades with real coin dropped in!

Pastirma is some good shit, but it's expensive.

It's $55 a kg here; I like it fried with eggs, so yummy.

I don't remember playing Golden Axe at all, also most of arcades I remember playing in my childhood had tokens instead coins. Next person has (had) a pet spider, lizard, snake or some other less conventional pet than dogs, cats, fishes, parrots...

Why yes, I have a pet red-bellied black snake, her name is Medusa.

Next person has played a video game in the nude.

Even on hottest days I have at least shorts on while playing video games.

I think i have some unwanted "pets" when or snake squatters in my garden compost. I was joking about snakes, and found out today that I have them when I gave permission to my neighbour to rummage through compost for fishing worms. And you keep one as a pet, ain't they mildly poisonous? How do you feed Medusa?

Next person has friend singer, magician, clown, mime, street busker or is one.

Can't talk about her. Plus, she is now married to an ugly, old, rich bastard, since many years now, so... At least i "felt" her when we were at school and we used to play together, each and every morning, on our way there. She was THE, gymnast, with perfect lolita style breasts (she later went for plastic surgery, ugh) and a body even statues would be jealous of (i don't know if during that surgery she tampered with anything else other than breasts, though). Damn it all. At least she is rich and happy (or so i hope).

Next person believes that destruction can only lead to recreation and rebirth. That war can only lead to peace. And so on.