KiNgBrAdLeY7: Ok. Can i have a c*nt, please? Not f*ck f*ck f*ck jizz as*hole blowjob, only c*nt. Completely bald would be fine, thanks.
CharlesGrey: Sorry, we're fresh out of stock. I could offer you a few second-hand hairy cunts, mostly in good condition. ( Hedge trimmer not included. )
On topic: Isn't this thread contra-productive? I mean, you're giving this troll a little too much attention, don't you think? And that's generally all these miserable ( but annoying ) creatures are trying to gain.
B. But. I love trolls, zombies, necromancing etc! Those are the little joys, the spice and seasoning of the internet! Puts a crack on your smile, why so serious?!?
Ok then, i will take the natural hairy ones, provided they are young and not old! (just joking)