Yeah ok, gdi

Deadline is too tight, I'll claim now


Gimme a few minutes to write it up

Then strap yourselves in

OK, here’s my table flip.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Although my PM doesn’t actually use the word anywhere, I am a Miller. More specifically, I am a “Death Miller” as defined by the wiki. I won’t bother telling you my personal opinion of this… situation.

My character is an old-school Mafioso who is no longer in favor with my family. I came to this place to actually retire, and instead discovered to my horror it’s run by the mob.

I will both investigage… and flip “Mafia hitman”. Something something something take the boy out of the mob but can’t take the mob out of the boy etc. I’m assuming “hitman” is my role name since I don’t actually have anything otherwise listed.

However, I am Town. My wincon is the default.

You see now why I exist to entertain the Mafia. Imagine the lols as they lynch me and get that sweet, sweet Town credit. Imagine what they are thinking right now as they read this.

So I’m claiming D1 for a couple of reasons:

1) To prevent ANYBODY from getting credit for lynching/shooting me. If I got wagoned and lynched without claiming, I would flip Mafia, and that would be extremely destructive for analyzing the wagon. The Mafia on me could get Town credit, and Townies not on me could later be shaded by the Mafia for it. God forbid I got nightkilled and watched or something and now some Mafia who killed me could claim Town vig and you’d never look twice at them ever again. This way literally nobody gets credit for it. You know ahead of time I will flip Mafia, you know ahead of time the WIFOM involved in that, and you can all just put it at full null.

2) It would really really bother me to die witout claiming and flip Mafia when I’m not. Just on a personal level it would really bother me to get laughed at for “yog mafia again, Chinese lol” etc. Teeth-grittingly annoying.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

I also have a limited NK power. I can submit a name for NK each night, but there are an increasingly-difficult series of restrictions placed on it (the exact nature of which I will keep to myself for reasons) that, to my eyes, make it somewhat unlikely I will ever actually get that kill off.

So my intention there is to play it Day-by-Day, but I’ll probably be calling my shot every day.

So the one great thing?

Yeah, don’t you worry about Gamma.

I finally have the power… the power to…

S
T
U

So, yeah. I also claim now because there is going to be an unavoidable reaction of “BS” that I’m doing this all as mafia performance art, etc. etc. I assume I will eventually be lynched. There’s no great way out of this role. But I can tell you this – whenever it may happen - I intend to absolutely wreck Mafia’s shit before I go.

There’s no way to avoid the WIFOM, and of course, it has to be me to get this @#$@#. I’m assuming I’m probably not the only one with a whacked-out role like this – who knows? But I damn well intend to take what I’m given and get the W anyway.

GDI all to hell, I am Town.

There you go. Death Miller gimped Vigilante.

Eat your hearts out.

adalia in the observer thread, you too buddy.

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Lol you are so Mafia, sorry kid

Please also respond to the first questions in Dedo's quoted post:

"What do you think about Gamma then? And cristi?"

"Are [drealmer and lift] suspect enough to act upon it? If yes who would be the priority pick and why?"


That must be one heck of a claim if the Global Defense Initiative is involved. And here's a bump in case you're already done typing.

Please be mafia Wyrm.

Development! I'm going to have dinner with the wife and be back after I had enough time to properly process this. Maybe some 2-3 hours.

I posted my reveal 27 minutes ago

Wyrm in stunned silence

Not a good look, wyrm

Townie online at that moment should be like OH SHIT

Mafia online at that moment is like, hmmmm, (strokes chin)

Just saying

That is indeed one heck of a claim.

One question: what is your name?

I don't think that's the kind of thing we're supposed to share - but I'll tell you this - it's oddly not stereotypical of the mob.

I see why you claimed, but I would have waited a day or two so my ability was not wasted by being killed N1.

Yeah but with being a potential magnet for N1 actions... no, claiming D1 is the right way to go.

How would you feel if I got copped as Mafia and THEN I made the claim? I'd get lynched and nobody would believe a word I said, and as mentioned all the wrong sorts of people could get credit for it.

You are right and as I said I see why you claimed. I was saying that I would have waited till Day 2 at least before I claimed, but that's just me.

Oddly enough, no. But the only way I'm going to have any kind of evidence at all is by ruthlessly taking down Mafia. So, good luck me.



Sounds peachy.

Would advise not to claim today unless you have some ridiculous reason like I did.

My claim is pretty much certain to end in my lynch, so no, I'm not interested in claiming today (except to see your reaction to it). Your claim makes me wonder what the heck else is out there, and causes more than a little déjà vu.

lolololololoolol

PGO