Posted Yesterday
Suddenly everything goes very fast. There is one suspicion on Cardinal Down and then suddenly Temperance and North pile on, sealing the deal. Cardinal Down is investigated and sure enough, they aren't fit to rule the church. They have already ordered food and the most expensive drinks from everywhere in the world on credit at the cost of the Vatican. Their own office is continually out of funds and out of food and the plan was, to replace the holy wine with holy, 25 year old whisky everywhere. Not a bad plan, but this Gluttony would exceed the financial capacities of the church. Down was the very epitome of Gluttony! And is excluded from the conclave and the office.
But then things go even faster. Cardinal North holds additional information about other members and Accuses Cardinal Justice. With a secret letter from the old Pope that Cardinal Justice isn't to be trusted and is, in fact, entirely bonkers. And sure enough, an investigation reveals that Cardinal Justice is a greedy collector of everything cat-related. Cat-Buddhas, Bastet-figurines and other heathen Cat-Gods included. Their Avarice knows no bounds and they planned to rename the Vatican to CATICAN and make Cat worship mandatory in the Catholic Church. Arguing that it isn't called CAT-holic for no reason. In fact they see themselves as the only true cat-holic in the world! Consequently, they are excluded from the office and voting too.
...Only, it turns out North was a Reformer all along and now the Reformers control the Conclave. Quickly the remaining Catholics are investigated out, both of them being guilty of Cardinal Sins too. Prudence of Pride and East of Wrath. And finally the Reformers ELECT their Prankster, Cardinal Temperance as Pope, who, as the biggest prank ever, abolishes Popedom completely and forever, turning the Catholic Church into a democratic organization. Which opens a whole new chapter of history ... but that's a story for another time.
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... I have to run to a meeting. More later. Sorry!
But then things go even faster. Cardinal North holds additional information about other members and Accuses Cardinal Justice. With a secret letter from the old Pope that Cardinal Justice isn't to be trusted and is, in fact, entirely bonkers. And sure enough, an investigation reveals that Cardinal Justice is a greedy collector of everything cat-related. Cat-Buddhas, Bastet-figurines and other heathen Cat-Gods included. Their Avarice knows no bounds and they planned to rename the Vatican to CATICAN and make Cat worship mandatory in the Catholic Church. Arguing that it isn't called CAT-holic for no reason. In fact they see themselves as the only true cat-holic in the world! Consequently, they are excluded from the office and voting too.
...Only, it turns out North was a Reformer all along and now the Reformers control the Conclave. Quickly the remaining Catholics are investigated out, both of them being guilty of Cardinal Sins too. Prudence of Pride and East of Wrath. And finally the Reformers ELECT their Prankster, Cardinal Temperance as Pope, who, as the biggest prank ever, abolishes Popedom completely and forever, turning the Catholic Church into a democratic organization. Which opens a whole new chapter of history ... but that's a story for another time.
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... I have to run to a meeting. More later. Sorry!
Post edited Yesterday by Lifthrasil