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Posted May 24, 2016
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zeogold: Fortunately, this particular strain of swine flu only affects swine.
Unfortunately, it happens to turn the swine into murderous demons.
Posted May 24, 2016
Fortunately/Unfortunately,due to nearly catching a bug a *hitman* has been hired for a special purpose.
Posted May 24, 2016
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dtgreene: Unfortunately, it happens to turn the swine into murderous demons.
Fortunately, Uncle Kleetus is also a highly celebrated and qualified clergyman and performs a spiritual cleansing ceremony.
Posted May 24, 2016
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dtgreene: .
Greetings fellow forumite, giver of gifts, knower of knowns, taker of trouble and purveyor of all things.

You've cracked the big 70, look at you?

I think once you hit 100 it will be easier to accept.
Posted May 24, 2016
Unfortunately, the demons are now just shinier.
Posted May 24, 2016
Fortunately, The Shining was just a movie.
Posted May 24, 2016
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Kleetus: Fortunately, The Shining was just a movie.
Unfortunately, it was the deadliest movie to ever exist.
Posted May 24, 2016
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dtgreene: Unfortunately, it was the deadliest movie to ever exist.
Fortunately, I see dead people.

(BTW, I love you, DT)
Posted May 24, 2016
Unfortunately,Kleetus loves everyone except me and is a known *cereal pest.*
Posted May 24, 2016
Fortunately, Kleetus doesn't eat cereal, saturated fats FTW.

That's why my hair is so soft and shiny, I'm sexy.
Posted May 24, 2016
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Kleetus: Fortunately, Kleetus doesn't eat cereal, saturated fats FTW.

That's why my hair is so soft and shiny, I'm sexy.
Unfortunately, it also means your hair isn't as curly as mine.

(I am not talking about my avatar here; my real-life hair is actually curly.)
Posted May 24, 2016
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dtgreene: Unfortunately, it also means your hair isn't as curly as mine.
Fortunately, that's not true and it's much curlier than yours.

So much so that I've had people remark and mistake it for pubic hair.

Afros FTW.
Posted May 24, 2016
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dtgreene: Unfortunately, it also means your hair isn't as curly as mine.
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Kleetus: Fortunately, that's not true and it's much curlier than yours.

So much so that I've had people remark and mistake it for pubic hair.

Afros FTW.
Fortunately, I have longer hair than you do.
Posted May 24, 2016
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dtgreene: Fortunately, I have longer hair than you do.
Unfortunately, you do not, my hair is halfway down my back
Posted May 24, 2016
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dtgreene: Fortunately, I have longer hair than you do.
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Kleetus: Unfortunately, you do not, my hair is halfway down my back
Fortunately, I actually do know someone with longer hair than you. In fact, it is so long that she has to be careful not to accidentally sit on it.
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