Posted March 07, 2015
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Are you in the U.S.? Do you live in a state other than one crack addled by crystal meth and retirees? (Sorry Arizona, I promise I love you! Anyone who is a second home to Spring Training is A O.K. in my book!)
Remember to adjust you clocks forward by 1 hour! Or don't, I don't care! ;)