Posted February 06, 2015
j0ekerr: She's a bride of the emperor, I think they have an acceptance test which measures your berserker rage and unbridled hate towards everything.
If you don't score high enough they don't let you join.
But as long as you are a loyal servant of the God-Emperor. You have nothing to fear form the Battle Sisters. :-) If you don't score high enough they don't let you join.
Also, the term Brides of the Emperor came after, and was later replace by again, the term Daughters of the Emperor. It was only during the power struggle of that traitor Vandire that we used the term Bride. Then once we found out about his treachery, Saint Alicia Dominica, Patron Saint of the Sisterhood, executed him in the name of the God-Emperor and we once again became Daughters of the Emperor.
I know, you can say it. I'm a Battle Sister geek. :-)
moonshineshadow: Toast? Sounds good :D
And you are right. We were afraid you might kick our asses so we build a hideout, it would have been much smarter to invite you also in to get on your good side :D
So join us now *big welcome hug*
Now why would I kick your butts for having some fun. I think you were all just mad because you wanted talk of DRM sex toys, and even made it up that I mentioned them first. If you are too embarrassed to mention them yourself then just say so. :-) And you are right. We were afraid you might kick our asses so we build a hideout, it would have been much smarter to invite you also in to get on your good side :D
So join us now *big welcome hug*
l0rdtr3k: I love playing the Tau and the Imperial Guard. Tau for mechas(huge mecha fan) and the Guard for the tanks,because tanks are awesome.
I was never big on the Tau. They were okay, but not one of my favourites. j0ekerr: YOUR WISE COUNSEL BELIES YOUR YEARS!
ALSO I SPEAK IN CAPITALS ALL THE TIME! I'M A GODDAMNED CHAPLAIN AND I WEAR A SKULL MASK! THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL!
I love the skull helm, and all the cool lore surrounding Chaplains. They are living breathing weapons of the God-Emperor. There is an Ultramarine movie that features an Imperial Fist chaplain, the silly Ultramarine has the audacity to ask if the Imperial Fist Chaplain has a weapon. I mean please, he is an Imperial Fist Chaplain - he is a weapon! (yes, more geek talk) :-) ALSO I SPEAK IN CAPITALS ALL THE TIME! I'M A GODDAMNED CHAPLAIN AND I WEAR A SKULL MASK! THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL!
The Chaplain clip, voiced by John Hurts himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tsvCLG1QZjs#t=130
Post edited February 06, 2015 by ddickinson