j0ekerr: I infer from your tale of woe that some virus infected your computer, and thus you were forced to call tech-support to solve the issue. Was it a ransomware type by any chance? I find those types both funny and extremely irritating for obvious reasons.
At least you managed to wipe it off your system?
And you're too nice, his punishment must be more severe.
Put headphones on him and make him listen to Justin Bieber songs on a loop.
When his mind is filled with nothing but "baby baby baby...." Then you can give him permission to die.
It's been a bit of an odd experience. It was ransomware, yes, but unsurprisingly I saw through their tactic in about half a second and knew it was bullshit.
I paid money for an external hard drive to back up all stored items (only took 9 and a half godsdamned hours to back up all my games), but dealt with it myself.
What makes it odd is that I have no confirmation at all that I actually got spiked with anything. I never got locked out.
Spent hours running scans, and not even a fragment of a file was ever found by AVG, Spybot, Malwarebytes or Hitman Pro.
Your idea has merit, I'd just tweak it a bit.
I'd rip their teeth out with a pair of pliers first so they couldn't try to commit suicide by biting their own tongue off, run the audio abortion for 36 hours, then free them up just enough that they can reach one upturned hand, leaving them with the question of how to gnaw through the veins in their wrist when they have nothing to chew with.
Their despairing tears of agonized frustration would make me giggle.
ddickinson: That is me done for the day, I am off home to enjoy my evening and my day off tomorrow. I hope you all have a lovely day and that the rest of your weekend goes great.
*goodbye hugs and silly waves*
Hope you have a peaceful, enjoyable and injury-free day off. =)