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FearfulSymmetry: Oh oh. I'm going to see it tomorrow. Oh well, I've got a cinema subscription thingy, so I'll only be paying two euros or so to see it.

I guess many things suck because they stretched one book into three 3-hour films. That's just way too much, and it forces them to make up new things all the time.
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penumbren: The biggest problem isn't that they made it into multiple movies - although the original plan of two would've worked far better - but that they threw timelines out the window, added in stuff that was mentioned in passing IN LORD OF THE RINGS as having happened a century *before* The Hobbit, and added a very badly-written original character and an unneeded (and unwanted) romantic angle.

Be prepared for a 2.5-hour movie, about 1.5 hours of which is the titular battle, and at least a third of the movie is actually about elves. Which is a problem in a story that, y'know, wasn't actually about them at all.

Durin's sons do not get their due.

I waited for something like five or six years to see this movie, from the first announcement that the movies were being made. I feel like I completely wasted my time anticipating this one.

*grumblegrumblegrumble*
Yeah, I get what you're saying. I didn't see the need to throw in so many elf-things in the last movie, and I'm not happy to hear so much time is devoted to them in this one. I don't like the addition of all those random little tidbits mentioned in passing being thrown into the movies, and so far, I like the completely new additions even less. But I guess I'll see tomorrow.
Meanwhile Guillermo del Toro keeps getting studioblocked to do "In the mountains of madness" because some executive idiot insists it must be PG13. Probably the same guy who cancelled Firefly.

Let the hate flow through you.

In other news. Dark Souls 2 has finally dropped below the 20 buck boundary line. Which is the point at which I consider buying games for the console.

Should I spend my money on it, knowing that there will be a shitload of DLC coming out for it later that I won't be able to get unless I buy a bloody season pass. Thus seemingly backing up that heinous and obnoxious practice of selling a videogame in installments. Or should I wait until a discount, GOTY edition is available?

Oh what the hell, I want to play it now.
Post edited December 17, 2014 by j0ekerr
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j0ekerr: Meanwhile Guillermo del Toro keeps getting studioblocked to do "In the mountains of madness" because some executive idiot insists it must be PG13. Probably the same guy who cancelled Firefly.

Let the hate flow through you.
Did not know that.

I feel the hate... yes, I do.

If it ever does get made, it had damned well better follow the story. (No quibbling over "it's too long to make it a movie!" with this one.) Although I note his name as co-script-writer for Hobbit: BOFA and have very, very mixed feelings about that.
The things kids say when they think no adults are around monitoring... ;-P
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j0ekerr: Meanwhile Guillermo del Toro keeps getting studioblocked to do "In the mountains of madness" because some executive idiot insists it must be PG13. Probably the same guy who cancelled Firefly.

Let the hate flow through you.
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penumbren: Did not know that.

I feel the hate... yes, I do.

If it ever does get made, it had damned well better follow the story. (No quibbling over "it's too long to make it a movie!" with this one.) Although I note his name as co-script-writer for Hobbit: BOFA and have very, very mixed feelings about that.
According to the completely sensible ways of Hollywood bussiness, even if all you did was correct the spelling you can still be featured as a co-writer.

I however have no idea, how much he was involved in this debacle. Do tell me, did the battle at least look visually cool? If so that might be his influence. As proof I present exhibit A.
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HypersomniacLive: The things kids say when they think no adults are around monitoring... ;-P
I know right, we should take away their smartphones and give them all CP/M computers with 32 KB of RAM and see how they like it.
Post edited December 17, 2014 by j0ekerr
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HypersomniacLive: The things kids say when they think no adults are around monitoring... ;-P
A spy of the grumpy old gamers. Fellow kids hide our stuff and go back to normal talk :P
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j0ekerr: [...]

I know right, we should take away their smartphones and give them all CP/M computers with 32 KB of RAM and see how they like it.
Don't think they even understand what you're talking about.


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moonshineshadow: A spy of the grumpy old gamers. Fellow kids hide our stuff and go back to normal talk :P
You're from the shadow of the moon, how normal can your talk be? ;-P
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HypersomniacLive: The things kids say when they think no adults are around monitoring... ;-P
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j0ekerr: I know right, we should take away their smartphones and give them all CP/M computers with 32 KB of RAM and see how they like it.
Here you can have my smart phone. Never liked it but there was not much choice when my old phone broke two years ago :P
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adaliabooks: Hey everyone! Good morning.

So.. Hyper lives in the Vatican City and is over 80.... are you the pope Hyper? :)

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Could you be any less discrete about it? ;-P

I see the average age dropped to kindergarten while I was AFK... *sigh*
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HypersomniacLive: I see the average age dropped to kindergarten while I was AFK... *sigh*
Awww... poor Hyper :D You want to tell us some tales how everything used to be better? :P
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moonshineshadow: Here you can have my smart phone. Never liked it but there was not much choice when my old phone broke two years ago :P
Good, you can choose a computer from this list. But only those that don't have more than 64KB of RAM (I'm not entirely heartless).

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moonshineshadow: Awww... poor Hyper :D You want to tell us some tales how everything used to be better? :P
Do you want to know of the days of yore when music came in vinyl discs and people lived in fear of the nuclear holocaust? When cassette tapes were groovy and lasers were a thing of the movies?

THEN READ A BOOK AND GET OFF MY LAWN!
Post edited December 17, 2014 by j0ekerr
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j0ekerr: Do you want to know of the days of yore when music came in vinyl discs and people lived in fear of the nuclear holocaust? When cassette tapes were groovy and lasers were a thing of the movies?
You got it mixed up - vinyl is groovy, cassettes are magnetic.
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j0ekerr: Do you want to know of the days of yore when music came in vinyl discs and people lived in fear of the nuclear holocaust? When cassette tapes were groovy and lasers were a thing of the movies?

THEN READ A BOOK AND GET OFF MY LAWN!
Why can't I read a book on your lawn? It looks nice and I could put a chair there to relax in :D
You know what, one of my siblings always says to these tales "Back in that time when the world was still black-and-white" :D
Post edited December 17, 2014 by moonshineshadow
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AgentBirdnest: You got it mixed up - vinyl is groovy, cassettes are magnetic.
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moonshineshadow: Why can't I read a book on your lawn? It looks nice and I could put a chair there to relax in :D
You know what, one of my siblings always says to these tales "Back in that time when the world was still black-and-white" :D
*KA-CHUNK!*
Post edited December 17, 2014 by j0ekerr
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moonshineshadow: Awww... poor Hyper :D You want to tell us some tales how everything used to be better? :P
Well, back in my days, ... nah, not really, I'd rather let you kids talk, not in a particularly sunny mood today. :-)