CarrionCrow: Unless there's more than one well known Les Claypool floating around, he would be best known as the lead singer/bassist for Primus.
Oh right, that's why I always saw his name in the title credits, the theme song is his.
I've been thinking about what DD said yesterday in response to my comment about Shades of idiocy putting all local DIY shops on high alert. Now I'm wondering what a conversation between a potential Grey wannabe and the shop attendant would be like.
Dramatis Personae:
Christian Grey Wannabe (a future candidate for a Darwin Award)
DIY attendant (someone who is well versed in suffering idiocy)
CGW: Good Morning.
DIYA: Good Morning sir.
CGW: I would like soft and hard leather, pipes both PVC and steel, some chains, an awl and 3 sets of handcuffs, also, do you carry cattle prods?
DIYA: Afraid not sir, nor handcuffs, you'll have to visit a specialty store for those.
CGW: (grumbles) Oh well, just give me the other stuff.
DIYA: What kind sir?
CGW: Pardon?
DIYA: What kind of leather, pipes and chains do you want? Thickness, weight, length, there are many different kinds depending on your needs.
CGW: I don't know whatever works best for a sexual torture dungeon.
DIYA: I'm afraid I can't help you there sir, you might require sturdier thicker chains than someone else.
CGW: Are you saying my girlfriend is fat?
DIYA: No sir, just pointing out that different people have different needs.
CGW: Right, well chains maybe, what do you use for suspension bondage?
DIYA: I don't.
CGW: (grumbles something about unimaginative boring idiots) Well, what about erotic asphyxiation, what do you recommend?
DIYA: Not to try it out without a proper adult.
CGW: I didn't come here to be insulted.
DIYA: No, clearly you get enough of that in the bedroom.