Posted on: August 22, 2021

groze
Verified ownerGames: 1454 Reviews: 39
Putting my money where my mouth is
More than a year ago I kindly asked Devolver Digital if they were going to bring Sludge Life to my store of choice, because I really didn't want to get it on EGS, even though it has been there for absolutely zilch for an entire year. I gave in and got it anyway, because... well... free is free, and the game looked right up my alley. I loved it from the get-go, spent months, on and off, just wandering the sludge planet, talking to its whacky inhabitants, getting pooped on by giant humanoid blue storks, throwing jars with human eyes at stuff, smoking Ciggy cigarettes, climbing buildings, finding stuff I had absolutely missed, previously. I didn't have to buy it, but I *did* ask for it to come to GOG, and here it is, finally, now including "selling out" jokes that were added for the current release, so I paid the 10 bucks so Terri Vellmann can go get himself a nice dose of virado à paulista on me. As for the game itself, let's get this straight out of the way: IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. Every single game in existence should come with this disclaimer right from the start. You know Baldur's Gate? Great game, not for everyone. Deus Ex? A cornerstone of video games, not for everyone. KotOR? Incredible but, again, not for everyone. These are three games I mentioned that I have the highest respect for, but I just can't get into, because they were clearly not meant for people like me. And that's OK. If you feel like you could enjoy Sludge Life, there's nothing wrong with you, you're no less of a gamer for it. Also, if you think you might enjoy it, chances are you probably will. It's an open world "vandal-sim" where you wander around, tagging stuff à lá Jet Set Radio, no clear goals at first glance (but there's an upgrade you can find in the game that keeps track of your goals, so... yeah), just the joy of finding a dog humping a bag of concrete or a cat with two buttholes -- including side by side poops in its litterbox. It's not an easy game to recommend, but I would, anyway.
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